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In [1]:
# setting up IPython Notebook
# for later pretty figures...
%pylab inline
pylab.rcParams['figure.figsize'] = (20.0, 5.0)
from pyannote.core import Annotation, Segment
from pyannote.core.notebook import set_notebook_crop
set_notebook_crop(Segment(0, 20))
Populating the interactive namespace from numpy and matplotlib

Fully- vs. Weakly-supervised Speaker Identification

In [2]:
from tvd import TheBigBangTheory
dataset = TheBigBangTheory('/Volumes/data/tvd/')
sixEpisodes = dataset.episodes[:6]
firstEpisode = dataset.episodes[0]

IN CASE YOU USE 'speaker' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@inproceedings{Tapaswi2012
    title = {{``Knock! Knock! Who is it?'' Probabilistic Person Identification in TV Series}},
    author = {Makarand Tapaswi and Martin B\"{a}uml and Rainer Stiefelhagen},
    booktitle = {IEEE Conference on Computer Vision and Pattern Recognition (CVPR)},
    year = {2012},
    month = {June},
}


IN CASE YOU USE 'outline' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@misc{the-big-bang-theory.com,
    title = {{The Big Bang Theory Wiki}},
    howpublished = \url{http://wiki.the-big-bang-theory.com/}
}


IN CASE YOU USE 'transcript' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@misc{bigbangtrans,
    title = {{big bang theory transcripts}},
    howpublished = \url{http://bigbangtrans.wordpress.com/}
}


IN CASE YOU USE 'transcript_www' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@misc{bigbangtrans,
    title = {{big bang theory transcripts}},
    howpublished = \url{http://bigbangtrans.wordpress.com/}
}


IN CASE YOU USE 'outline_www' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@misc{the-big-bang-theory.com,
    title = {{The Big Bang Theory Wiki}},
    howpublished = \url{http://wiki.the-big-bang-theory.com/}
}


In [29]:
targets = ['non_speech', 'SHELDON', 'LEONARD', 'RAJ', 'HOWARD', 'PENNY', 'OTHER']

Leave-one-out cross-validation

Experiments are done on the first six episodes of The Big Bang Theory using leave-one-out cross-validation.

In [5]:
def leaveOneOutCrossValidation():
    """(fiveEpisodes, oneEpisode) iterator"""
    for e, episode in enumerate(sixEpisodes):
        yield sixEpisodes[:e] + sixEpisodes[e+1:], episode
In [6]:
for train, test in leaveOneOutCrossValidation():
    print 'Train on episodes {', ' '.join([str(t.episode) for t in train]), '} / Test on episode', test.episode 
Train on episodes { 2 3 4 5 6 } / Test on episode 1
Train on episodes { 1 3 4 5 6 } / Test on episode 2
Train on episodes { 1 2 4 5 6 } / Test on episode 3
Train on episodes { 1 2 3 5 6 } / Test on episode 4
Train on episodes { 1 2 3 4 6 } / Test on episode 5
Train on episodes { 1 2 3 4 5 } / Test on episode 6

Full supervision (manual annotation)

Precise speaker reference are obtained from The Big Bang Theory TVD subset.

In [38]:
SPEECH, NON_SPEECH = 'speech', 'non_speech'
reference = {}
for episode in sixEpisodes:
    manual_annotation = dataset.get_resource('speaker', episode)
    translation = {'music_titlesong': 'non_speech',
                   'silence': 'non_speech',
                   'sound_laugh': 'non_speech',
                   'sound_laughclap': 'non_speech',
                   'sound_other': 'non_speech',
                   'speech_howard': 'HOWARD',
                   'speech_leonard': 'LEONARD',
                   'speech_other': 'OTHER',
                   'speech_overlapping': 'OTHER',
                   'speech_penny': 'PENNY',
                   'speech_raj': 'RAJ',
                   'speech_sheldon': 'SHELDON'}
    reference[episode] = manual_annotation.translate(translation).smooth()
In [39]:
reference[firstEpisode]
Out[39]:

Weak supervision (subtitles aligned with transcripts)

Subtitles timespans aligned with transcripts can be used as coarse annotation for training speaker identification.

In [10]:
from pyannote.parser.srt import SRTParser
parser = SRTParser(split=True,    # multi-speaker subtitles are split
                   duration=True) # their duration is interpolated based on their length (duration=True)
subtitles = {}
transcripts = {}
for episode in sixEpisodes:
    subtitles[episode] = parser.read(dataset.path_to_subtitles(episode))
    transcripts[episode] = dataset.get_resource('transcript', episode)
In [11]:
subtitles[firstEpisode]
Out[11]:
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MAN: ... 391.04->394.112 subtitle It's a spoof of the Born-Op... 336.399->337.388 subtitle Great. 836.231->836.399 693.04->695.19 subtitle Really? Would it be totally... 984.32 984.32 984.32->987.232 subtitle Leonard. the two of us can'... 187.6->190.637 subtitle Significant improvement ove... 556.991->557.16 1020.279->1021.678 subtitle What did I just--? 964.24->966.674 subtitle To mend her broken heart. 927.955 927.955 927.955->928.12 1284.149->1284.319 860.422391304 860.422391304 860.422391304->860.635 subtitle Okay. 380.592->380.759 868.439 868.439 869.16 869.16 868.439->869.16 871.674 871.674 869.16->871.674 subtitle Save it for your blog. 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I'll just be... 221.250285714->221.918 subtitle Hi. 872.44 872.44 871.674->872.44 742.84->745.308 subtitle That woman in there is not ... 1265.319->1267.833 subtitle I know a wonderful little s... 645.319 645.319 645.148->645.319 133.68 133.68 132.751->133.68 647.08 647.08 647.08->649.15 subtitle You wanna know the most pat... 329.839->330.32 886.525923077 886.525923077 886.525923077->888.073 subtitle The hair products are She|d... 1104.715->1116.199 974.52->976.112 subtitle ...as to who gets custody o... 427.6->429.318 subtitle In all of them. that is the... 1133.2->1134.792 subtitle And you were right about my... 135.033 135.033 133.68->135.033 subtitle Let's try just walking out. 135.033->135.879 747.559 747.559 747.391->747.559 747.559->750.153 subtitle Oh. good. Then you won't be... 646.911 646.911 646.911->647.08 1167.16->1168.878 subtitle They have a great house ale. 865.8->868.439 subtitle It's a sentiment I can expr... 645.319->646.911 subtitle You? No. you'll only make i... 470.956818182->472.231 subtitle Just sit somewhere else. 958.599->960.59 subtitle But I-- I broke up with Joy... 797.04->798.189 subtitle This isn't a good time. 754.596 754.596 754.596->755.08 767.24->769.629 subtitle ...that I wouldn't particip... 662.839->664.477 subtitle It's a paradox. 1064.314->1064.48 281.713->281.88 874.556 874.556 872.44->874.556 subtitle [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 878.759 878.759 874.556->878.759 1205.15 1205.15 1205.32 1205.32 1205.15->1205.32 1206.833 1206.833 1205.32->1206.833 subtitle No. it was a valid hypothesis. 885.559->886.525923077 subtitle PENNY: Hey. Leonard? 445.629529412->446.428 subtitle Here we go. 1145.2 1145.2 1143.828->1145.2 154.956->155.759 821.999->822.16 1173.239->1175.07 subtitle His name is Buttons. 1206.833->1207.0 858.679->860.422391304 subtitle -I'll show you the trick wi... 752.719->754.596 subtitle I'm a male and she's a female. 506.319->508.071 subtitle Tuesday night we played Kli... 878.759->880.909 subtitle LEONARD: All right. there i... 812.352 812.352 809.599->812.352 subtitle [IN NORMAL VOICE] Yeah. rig... 918.715 918.715 916.759->918.715 subtitle A beautiful woman stands na... 712.519 712.519 709.8->712.519 subtitle Well. this is an interestin... 1145.2->1148.556 subtitle Anyway. I've learned my les... 918.88 918.88 918.715->918.88 918.88->922.077 subtitle Event B: We drive halfway a... 812.352->814.079 697.084142857->697.508 subtitle No. 1006.552->1009.24 712.519->715.12 786.194->788.04 760.399->763.010528302 subtitle -I'm just trying to be a go... 169.2->171.634 subtitle It's true. I did a series o... 1201.84->1205.15 subtitle I really thought if you guy... 1261.435->1262.999 1156.12->1158.953 subtitle Thank you. Sheldon. You're ...
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() WC WC WD WD WC->WD speaker LEONARD speech Thank you Sheldon, you're a... WE WE WD->WE WB WB WB->WC WA WA WA->WB speaker SHELDON speech Don't think like that, you'... WO WO WP WP WO->WP speaker PENNY speech Uh, sounds interesting. WQ WQ WP->WQ WN WN WN->WO VM VM VN VN VM->VN speaker SHELDON speech You're going to have to cal... VD VD VN->VD WM WM WM->WN speaker HOWARD speech Yeah, I've had him since le... GW GW GX GX GW->GX speaker PENNY speech Wow. GY GY GX->GY GV GV GV->GW GU GU GU->GV speaker SHELDON speech Actually that's my work. GT GT GT->GU GS GS GS->GT speaker PENNY speech This looks like some seriou... GR GR GR->GS GQ GQ GQ->GR speaker LEONARD speech You're very welcome. GP GP GP->GQ WK WK WL WL WK->WL speaker PENNY speech Wow, cool tiger. WL->WM GZ GZ HA HA GZ->HA HB HB HA->HB speaker PENNY speech So you're like, one of thos... GY->GZ speaker SHELDON speech Yeah, well, it's just some ... GG GG GH GH GG->GH speaker PENNY speech So, what do you guys do for... GI GI GH->GI P P Q Q P->Q R R Q->R speaker LEONARD speech Yes. Um, is this the High I... GE GE GF GF GE->GF speaker LEONARD speech Great. GF->GG GD GD GD->GE GC GC GC->GD speaker PENNY speech Oh, that's so nice, I'd lov... GB GB GB->GC GA GA GA->GB speaker LEONARD speech Uh, yes. GO GO GO->GP speaker PENNY speech Okay, thankyou. GN GN GN->GO GM GM GM->GN speaker LEONARD speech Okay, well, make yourself a... GL GL QK QK GL->QK QL QL QK->QL scene In the bathroom. QM QM QK->QM GK GK GK->GM GK->GL scene Sheldon and Leonard's apart... GJ GJ BL BL GJ->BL BL->GK GI->GJ speaker SHELDON speech Well, today we tried mastur... WW WW WX WX WW->WX speaker LEONARD speech We're home. WY WY WX->WY WV WV WV->WW WU WU WU->WV speaker RAJ speech Smooth. WT WT WT->WU VO VO VP VP VO->VP scene On the stairs of Sheldon an... VQ VQ VO->VQ WG WG VP->WG VR VR VQ->VR speaker LEONARD speech Sheldon, I'm so sorry I dra... WS WS WS->WT speaker PENNY speech Oh, I don't think I'll be a... WR WR WR->WS WQ->WR speaker HOWARD speech So you'll think about it? G G H H G->H speaker SHELDON speech There's no point, I just th... I I H->I WZ WZ XA XA WZ->XA XB XB XA->XB speaker LEONARD speech Well, your ex-boyfriend sen... WY->WZ speaker PENNY speech Oh, my God, what happened? K K L L K->L speaker RECEPTIONIST speech Hang on. M M L->M ME ME MF MF ME->MF speaker LEONARD speech Our shower works. MG MG MF->MG MD MD MD->ME MH MH MG->MH speaker PENNY speech Really? Would it be totally... MI MI MH->MI MA MA MB MB MA->MB speaker LEONARD speech No, it's not crazy it's, uh... MC MC MB->MC MC->MD speaker PENNY speech Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm such ... MM MM MN MN MM->MN speaker SHELDON speech No? MO MO MN->MO ML ML ML->MM MP MP MO->MP speaker LEONARD speech No. MQ MQ MP->MQ MJ MJ MI->MJ speaker SHELDON speech Yes. MK MK MJ->MK MK->ML speaker LEONARD speech No. MU MU MV MV MU->MV speaker PENNY speech Thanks. You guys are really... MW MW MV->MW MT MT MT->MU MX MX MW->MX speaker SHELDON speech Well this is an interesting... MY MY MX->MY MR MR MQ->MR speaker SHELDON speech No. MS MS MR->MS MS->MT speaker LEONARD speech It's right down the hall. MZ MZ MY->MZ speaker LEONARD speech How so? NA NA MZ->NA NB NB NA->NB speaker SHELDON speech It has been some time since... FP FP FQ FQ FP->FQ FR FR FQ->FR speaker LEONARD speech Hi. FS FS FR->FS FT FT FS->FT speaker PENNY speech Hi. FU FU FT->FU FV FV FU->FV speaker LEONARD speech Anyway, um. We brought home... FW FW FV->FW FX FX FW->FX speaker SHELDON speech Leonard, I'm not expert her... FY FY FX->FY FZ FZ FY->FZ speaker PENNY speech Oh, you're inviting me over... FZ->GA FA FA FB FB FA->FB speaker SHELDON speech That's the beauty of it. FC FC FB->FC FD FD FC->FD speaker LEONARD speech I'm going to invite her ove... FE FE FD->FE FF FF FE->FF speaker SHELDON speech Chat? We don't chat. At lea... FG FG FF->FG FH FH FG->FH speaker LEONARD speech Well it's not difficult, yo... FI FI FH->FI FJ FJ FI->FJ speaker SHELDON speech To what end? FK FK FJ->FK FL FL FK->FL speaker LEONARD speech Hi. Again. FM FM FL->FM FN FN FM->FN speaker PENNY speech Hi. FO FO FN->FO FO->FP speaker SHELDON speech Hi. WI WI WJ WJ WI->WJ speaker HOWARD speech This is one of my favorite ... WJ->WK F F F->G V V W W V->W X X W->X speaker RECEPTIONIST speech Fill these out. SZ SZ TA TA SZ->TA TB TB TA->TB speaker PENNY speech Really, why? SY SY SY->SZ speaker HOWARD speech Oh, he speaks English, he j... SX SX SX->SY SS SS SU SU SS->SU ST ST SS->ST scene Back at the apartment. SV SV SU->SV speaker PENNY speech So, you guys work with Leon... TE TE ST->TE SR SR RJ RJ SR->RJ RJ->SS SQ SQ SQ->SR speaker SHELDON speech Leonard, the two of us can'... SP SP SP->SQ SW SW SW->SX speaker PENNY speech Uh, I'm sorry, do you speak... SV->SW TF TF TE->TF scene Outside Penny's old apartme... TG TG TE->TG SK SK SL SL SK->SL speaker LEONARD speech To mend her broken heart. T... SM SM SL->SM SJ SJ SJ->SK SI SI SI->SJ speaker SHELDON speech You did not break up with J... SH SH SH->SI SO SO SO->SP speaker LEONARD speech No, Sheldon, there's not go... SN SN SN->SO SM->SN speaker SHELDON speech So we get to have a scene w... SC SC SD SD SC->SD speaker LEONARD speech Come on, you know how it is... SE SE SD->SE SB SB SB->SC SA SA SA->SB speaker SHELDON speech Oh, right, yes, I could hav... SG SG SG->SH speaker LEONARD speech Wuh, I, I broke up with Joy... SF SF SF->SG SE->SF speaker SHELDON speech No, I don't. And neither do... YI YI YJ YJ YI->YJ speaker PENNY speech Any ideas Raj? YK YK YJ->YK YH YH YH->YI YL YL YK->YL speaker HOWARD speech Turn left on Lake Street an... YM YM YL->YM YN YN YM->YN speaker PENNY speech That sounds like fun. YO YO YN->YO YP YP YO->YP speaker HOWARD speech Baby, baby don't get hooked... YQ YQ YP->YQ YA YA YB YB YA->YB speaker PENNY speech So? YC YC YB->YC YD YD YC->YD speaker SHELDON speech They're both curry based cu... YE YE YD->YE YF YF YE->YF speaker PENNY speech So? YG YG YF->YG YG->YH speaker SHELDON speech They would be gastronomical... YR YR YQ->YR speaker SHELDON speech I don't know what your odds... XT XT YR->XT LF LF LG LG LF->LG LH LH LG->LH speaker SHELDON speech What's happening. LI LI LH->LI LD LD LE LE LD->LE LE->LF speaker PENNY speech It was. Until I fell in lov... LB LB LC LC LB->LC LC->LD speaker LEONARD speech Well it sounds wonderful. LA LA LA->LB speaker PENNY speech I know, right? Okay, let's ... LN LN LO LO LN->LO LP LP LO->LP speaker LEONARD speech Don't. LQ LQ LP->LQ LL LL LM LM LL->LM LM->LN speaker SHELDON speech It took you four years to g... LJ LJ LK LK LJ->LK LK->LL speaker PENNY speech Oh God, you know, four year... LI->LJ speaker LEONARD speech I don't know. LV LV LW LW LV->LW LX LX LW->LX speaker PENNY speech You want to know the most p... LY LY LX->LY LT LT LU LU LT->LU LU->LV speaker SHELDON speech You? No, you'll only make i... LR LR LS LS LR->LS LS->LT speaker LEONARD speech Should I say something? I f... LQ->LR speaker PENNY speech I just, I can't believe I t... LZ LZ LZ->MA LY->LZ speaker SHELDON speech Yes. A A B B A->B scene A corridor at a sperm bank. C C A->C BK BK B->BK D D C->D speaker SHELDON speech So if a photon is directed ... S S R->S J J I->J speaker LEONARD speech Excuse me? J->K RT RT RU RU RT->RU RV RV RU->RV speaker LEONARD speech Which is? RW RW RV->RW RX RX RW->RX speaker SHELDON speech You think with your penis. RY RY RX->RY RP RP RQ RQ RP->RQ RR RR RQ->RR speaker LEONARD speech She asked me to do her a fa... RS RS RR->RS RS->RT speaker SHELDON speech Ah, yes, well that may be t... RZ RZ RY->RZ speaker LEONARD speech That's a biological impossi... RZ->SA RD RD RE RE RD->RE RF RF RE->RF speaker PENNY speech It's just not the kind of t... RG RG RF->RG RH RH RG->RH speaker LEONARD speech Wow. RH->QL RA RA RB RB RA->RB speaker PENNY speech It's okay if you say no. RC RC RB->RC RC->RD speaker LEONARD speech Oh, I'll probably say yes. RL RL RM RM RL->RM RN RN RM->RN speaker LEONARD speech Must we? RO RO RN->RO RO->RP speaker SHELDON speech Event A. A beautiful woman ... RI RI QL->RI RI->RJ scene Leonard and Sheldon, Inside... RK RK RI->RK RK->RL speaker SHELDON speech I really think we should ex... N N M->N speaker LEONARD speech One across is Aegean, eight... VA VA VB VB VA->VB speaker SHELDON speech Tell him about our IQ. UL UL VB->UL VC VC VC->VD scene Outside the apartment build... VE VE VC->VE VD->VO VF VF VE->VF speaker SHELDON speech Leonard. IQ IQ IR IR IQ->IR speaker SHELDON speech Well- IS IS IR->IS VI VI VJ VJ VI->VJ speaker SHELDON speech My mom bought me those pants. VK VK VJ->VK VL VL VK->VL speaker LEONARD speech I'm sorry. EM EM EN EN EM->EN speaker LEONARD speech We already watched the Seas... EO EO EN->EO EL EL EL->EM EP EP EO->EP speaker SHELDON speech Not with commentary. EQ EQ EP->EQ EI EI EJ EJ EI->EJ speaker LEONARD speech Should we have invited her ... EK EK EJ->EK EH EH EH->EI EK->EL speaker SHELDON speech No. We're going to start Se... EE EE EF EF EE->EF speaker SHELDON speech Bye. EG EG EF->EG ED ED ED->EE EG->EH speaker LEONARD speech Bye. EA EA EB EB EA->EB speaker LEONARD speech Great. Well, bye. EC EC EB->EC EC->ED speaker PENNY speech Bye. EY EY EZ EZ EY->EZ speaker LEONARD speech Yes, and you've never met o... EZ->FA EX EX EX->EY Y Y X->Y EU EU EV EV EU->EV speaker LEONARD speech Well, then that was wrong o... EW EW EV->EW ET ET ET->EU EW->EX speaker SHELDON speech I have a very wide circle. ... ER ER EQ->ER speaker LEONARD speech I think we should be good n... ES ES ER->ES ES->ET speaker SHELDON speech We never invited Louis-slas... WG->WI WH WH WG->WH scene Inside Sheldon and Leonard'... VS VS VR->VS VT VT VS->VT speaker SHELDON speech It's okay. It wasn't my fir... VU VU VT->VU VV VV VU->VV speaker LEONARD speech And you were right about my... VW VW VV->VW VX VX VW->VX speaker SHELDON speech Well you got me out of my p... VY VY VX->VY Z Z Y->Z speaker LEONARD speech Thank-you. We'll be right b... AA AA Z->AA VZ VZ VZ->WA XJ XJ XK XK XJ->XK XL XL XK->XL speaker LEONARD speech Really? Great. XM XM XL->XM XH XH XI XI XH->XI XI->XJ speaker PENNY speech Really, thank you so much f... BK->BL scene The stairs of the apartment... BM BM BK->BM XN XN XO XO XN->XO XP XP XO->XP speaker LEONARD speech Our babies will be smart an... XQ XQ XP->XQ XM->XN speaker SHELDON speech Thank you. You're not done ... XC XC XB->XC XD XD XC->XD speaker PENNY speech I'm so sorry, I really thou... XE XE XD->XE XF XF XG XG XF->XG XG->XH speaker SHELDON speech That was a valid hypothesis... XE->XF speaker LEONARD speech No, it was a valid hypothesis. XZ XZ XZ->YA XX XX XY XY XX->XY XY->XZ speaker SHELDON speech We can't have Thai food, we... T T S->T speaker RECEPTIONIST speech If you have to ask, maybe y... XR XR XR->WH XS XS WH->XS XS->XT scene All five in Leonard's car. XU XU XS->XU XV XV XU->XV speaker LEONARD speech Is Thai food okay with you ... XQ->XR speaker SHELDON speech Not to mention imaginary. XW XW XV->XW XW->XX speaker PENNY speech Sure. KC KC KD KD KC->KD speaker LEONARD speech I think what Sheldon's tryi... KE KE KD->KE KB KB KB->KC KA KA KA->KB speaker PENNY speech Participate in the what? KG KG KH KH KG->KH speaker SHELDON speech That's interesting. Leonard... KI KI KH->KI KF KF KF->KG KE->KF speaker PENNY speech Oh, yeah, a lot of people t... KK KK KL KL KK->KL speaker PENNY speech Oh, yeah, I'm a waitress at... KM KM KL->KM KJ KJ KJ->KK KI->KJ speaker LEONARD speech Wu-uh, do you have some sor... KO KO KP KP KO->KP speaker SHELDON speech You're lactose intolerant. KQ KQ KP->KQ KN KN KN->KO KM->KN speaker LEONARD speech Oh, okay. I love cheesecake. KS KS KT KT KS->KT speaker PENNY speech Oh, anyways, I'm also writi... KU KU KT->KU KR KR KR->KS KQ->KR speaker LEONARD speech I don't eat it, I just thin... KW KW KX KX KW->KX speaker PENNY speech No, I'm from Omaha. KY KY KX->KY KV KV KV->KW KU->KV speaker LEONARD speech So it's based on your life? KZ KZ KZ->LA KY->KZ speaker LEONARD speech Well, if that was a movie I... DN DN DO DO DN->DO DP DP DO->DP speaker PENNY speech Hi. DQ DQ DP->DQ DL DL DM DM DL->DM DM->DN speaker SHELDON speech Hi. DJ DJ DK DK DJ->DK DK->DL speaker LEONARD speech Hi. DH DH DI DI DH->DI DI->DJ speaker PENNY speech Hi. DF DF DG DG DF->DG DG->DH speaker LEONARD speech Leonard, Sheldon. DD DD DE DE DD->DE DE->DF speaker PENNY speech Oh, okay, well, guess I'm y... DB DB DC DC DB->DC DC->DD speaker LEONARD speech Oh... uh... no... we don't ... DA DA DA->DB speaker PENNY speech Oh, that's nice. DZ DZ DZ->EA DX DX DY DY DX->DY DY->DZ speaker SHELDON speech Great. DV DV DW DW DV->DW DW->DX speaker PENNY speech Great. DT DT DU DU DT->DU DU->DV speaker LEONARD speech Oh, great. DR DR DS DS DR->DS DS->DT speaker PENNY speech Thank you, maybe we can hav... DQ->DR speaker LEONARD speech Hi. Well, uh, oh, welcome t... O O N->O U U U->V speaker SHELDON speech I think this is the place. QQ QQ QR QR QQ->QR speaker LEONARD speech You're welcome, oh, you're ... QS QS QR->QS QP QP QP->QQ QT QT QS->QT speaker PENNY speech Hey, Leonard? QU QU QT->QU QV QV QU->QV speaker LEONARD speech The hair products are Sheld... QW QW QV->QW QX QX QW->QX speaker PENNY speech Um, okay. Can I ask you a f... QY QY QX->QY QZ QZ QY->QZ speaker LEONARD speech A favour? Sure, you can ask... QZ->RA QA QA QB QB QA->QB speaker HOWARD speech Bon douche. QC QC QB->QC QD QD QC->QD speaker PENNY speech I'm sorry? QE QE QD->QE QF QF QE->QF speaker HOWARD speech It's French for good shower... QG QG QF->QG QH QH QG->QH speaker LEONARD speech Save it for your blog, Howard. QI QI QH->QI QJ QJ QI->QJ speaker HOWARD speech See-ka-tong-guay-jow. QJ->GL QN QN QM->QN speaker LEONARD speech Uh, there it goes, it stick... QO QO QN->QO QO->QP speaker PENNY speech Okay. Thanks. WF WF WF->VP WE->WF speaker SHELDON speech And you're certainly not go... JX JX JY JY JX->JY JZ JZ JY->JZ speaker SHELDON speech Yes, it tells us that you p... JZ->KA JT JT JU JU JT->JU JV JV JU->JV speaker LEONARD speech Yeah, it's like regular bog... JW JW JV->JW JW->JX speaker PENNY speech Um, me, okay, I'm Sagittari... JP JP JQ JQ JP->JQ JR JR JQ->JR speaker LEONARD speech I said I'm sorry. JS JS JR->JS JS->JT speaker PENNY speech So, Klingon boggle? JL JL JM JM JL->JM JN JN JM->JN speaker LEONARD speech I'm sorry. JO JO JN->JO JO->JP speaker SHELDON speech That is an antisocial impli... JH JH JI JI JH->JI JJ JJ JI->JJ speaker LEONARD speech Yes, I remember. JK JK JJ->JK JK->JL speaker SHELDON speech I resent you saying we don'... JD JD JE JE JD->JE JF JF JE->JF speaker LEONARD speech Yes, I know, but... JG JG JF->JG JG->JH speaker SHELDON speech Tuesday night we played Kli... JA JA JB JB JA->JB speaker LEONARD speech Well, this is nice. We don'... JC JC JB->JC JC->JD speaker SHELDON speech That's not true. Koothrapal... PR PR PS PS PR->PS PT PT PS->PT speaker PENNY speech Hey, is there a trick to ge... PU PU PT->PU PP PP PQ PQ PP->PQ PQ->PR speaker SHELDON speech Technically that would be c... PV PV PW PW PV->PW PX PX PW->PX speaker PENNY speech Penny. I work at the Cheese... PY PY PX->PY PU->PV speaker HOWARD speech Enchante, Madamoiselle. How... PZ PZ PZ->QA PY->PZ speaker LEONARD speech Come on, I'll show you the ... PB PB PC PC PB->PC PD PD PC->PD speaker LEONARD speech No. And she's not a lady, s... PE PE PD->PE PA PA PA->PB speaker HOWARD speech Yeah, right, your grandmoth... PF PF PG PG PF->PG PH PH PG->PH speaker LEONARD speech Uh-huh. PI PI PH->PI PE->PF speaker HOWARD speech Hang on, there really is a ... PJ PJ PK PK PJ->PK PL PL PK->PL speaker LEONARD speech I'm not anticipating coitus. PM PM PL->PM PI->PJ speaker HOWARD speech And you want us out because... PN PN PO PO PN->PO PO->PP speaker LEONARD speech Can we please stop saying c... PM->PN speaker HOWARD speech So she's available for coitus? E E D->E T->U CK CK CL CL CK->CL speaker SHELDON speech Two hundred pound transvest... CM CM CL->CM CJ CJ CJ->CK CI CI CI->CJ speaker LEONARD speech Significant improvement ove... CH CH CH->CI CO CO CP CP CO->CP speaker LEONARD speech Hi. CQ CQ CP->CQ CN CN CN->CO CM->CN speaker PENNY speech Oh, hi! CC CC CD CD CC->CD speaker SHELDON speech No, that was the result of ... CE CE CD->CE CB CB CB->CC CA CA CA->CB speaker LEONARD speech Is that why they sent you t... CG CG CG->CH speaker SHELDON speech Evidently. CF CF CF->CG CE->CF speaker LEONARD speech New neighbor? O->P speaker RECEPTIONIST speech Can I help you? CZ CZ CZ->DA CY CY CY->CZ speaker LEONARD speech We don't mean to interrupt,... CX CX CX->CY CS CS CT CT CS->CT speaker LEONARD speech Hi. CU CU CT->CU CR CR CR->CS CQ->CR speaker SHELDON speech Hi. CW CW CW->CX speaker PENNY speech Hi? CV CV CV->CW CU->CV speaker SHELDON speech Hi. IY IY IZ IZ IY->IZ speaker SHELDON speech Aaah! IZ->JA IX IX IX->IY UL->VC VG VG VF->VG VH VH VG->VH speaker LEONARD speech What? VH->VI IP IP IP->IQ IT IT IS->IT speaker LEONARD speech Just sit somewhere else. IU IU IT->IU VL->VM IV IV IU->IV speaker SHELDON speech Fine. IW IW IW->IX speaker LEONARD speech Sheldon, sit! IV->IW II II IJ IJ II->IJ speaker SHELDON speech "What's the difference"? IK IK IJ->IK IH IH IH->II IL IL IK->IL speaker LEONARD speech Here we go. IM IM IL->IM IN IN IM->IN speaker SHELDON speech In the winter that seat is ... IO IO IN->IO IO->IP speaker PENNY speech Do you want me to move? VY->VZ speaker LEONARD speech Anyway, I've learned my les... IC IC ID ID IC->ID speaker PENNY speech So, sit next to me. IE IE ID->IE IB IB IB->IC IF IF IE->IF speaker SHELDON speech ... No, I sit there. IG IG IF->IG IG->IH speaker PENNY speech What's the difference? BD BD BE BE BD->BE BF BF BE->BF speaker RECEPTIONIST speech Bye. BG BG BF->BG BH BH BG->BH speaker SHELDON speech Bye-bye BI BI BH->BI BA BA BB BB BA->BB speaker SHELDON speech Let's try just walking out. BC BC BB->BC BC->BD speaker LEONARD speech Okay. BN BN BM->BN speaker SHELDON speech Are you still mad about the... BO BO BN->BO BP BP BO->BP speaker LEONARD speech No. BQ BQ BP->BQ BJ BJ BI->BJ speaker LEONARD speech See you. BJ->B BT BT BU BU BT->BU BV BV BU->BV speaker SHELDON speech If the height of a single s... BW BW BV->BW BX BX BW->BX speaker LEONARD speech I don't care. Two millimetr... BY BY BX->BY BR BR BQ->BR speaker SHELDON speech You want to hear an interes... BS BS BR->BS BS->BT speaker LEONARD speech Not really. BZ BZ BY->BZ speaker SHELDON speech No, it's true, I did a seri... BZ->CA TM TM TN TN TM->TN speaker SHELDON speech Hello. TO TO TN->TO E->F speaker LEONARD speech Agreed, what's your point? OO OO OP OP OO->OP speaker LEONARD speech This is not a good time. OQ OQ OP->OQ ON ON ON->OO OM OM OM->ON speaker HOWARD speech It's a Stephen Hawking lect... OL OL OL->OM OK OK OK->OL speaker LEONARD speech See what? OJ OJ OJ->OK OI OI OI->OJ speaker RAJ speech It's fantastic. Unbelievable. OH OH OH->OI OG OG OG->OH speaker HOWARD speech Wait till you see this. OF OF OF->OG OE OE OE->OF speaker LEONARD speech It's Darth Vader shampoo. L... OD OD OD->OE OC OC OC->OD speaker SHELDON speech Do you think this possibili... OB OB OB->OC OA OA OA->OB speaker LEONARD speech That's not to say that if a... OZ OZ OZ->PA OY OY OY->OZ speaker SHELDON speech Leonard has a lady over. OX OX OX->OY OW OW OW->OX speaker LEONARD speech It's just not a good time. OV OV OV->OW OU OU OU->OV speaker RAJ speech Why? OT OT OT->OU OS OS OS->OT speaker LEONARD speech That's great, you guys have... OR OR OR->OS OQ->OR speaker HOWARD speech It's before he became a cre... HZ HZ IA IA HZ->IA IA->IB speaker SHELDON speech Um, Penny... that's where I... HX HX HY HY HX->HY HY->HZ speaker PENNY speech Uh, do you guys mind if I s... HR HR HS HS HR->HS HT HT HS->HT speaker SHELDON speech I didn't invent them, they'... HU HU HT->HU HP HP HQ HQ HP->HQ HQ->HR speaker LEONARD speech At least I didn't have to i... HV HV HW HW HV->HW HW->HX speaker SHELDON speech In all of them, that is the... HU->HV speaker LEONARD speech In what universe? HJ HJ HK HK HJ->HK HL HL HK->HL speaker SHELDON speech If by holy smokes you mean ... HM HM HL->HM HH HH HI HI HH->HI HI->HJ speaker PENNY speech Holy smokes. HN HN HO HO HN->HO HO->HP speaker SHELDON speech Oh, come on. Who hasn't see... HM->HN speaker LEONARD speech What? HC HC HB->HC HD HD HC->HD speaker SHELDON speech Yeah. HE HE HD->HE HF HF HG HG HF->HG HG->HH speaker LEONARD speech I have a board. If you like... HE->HF speaker PENNY speech This is really impressive. AE AE AF AF AE->AF speaker LEONARD speech What, are you kidding? You'... AG AG AF->AG UY UY UZ UZ UY->UZ speaker LEONARD speech Oh. We're scientists. UZ->VA UX UX UX->UY UU UU UV UV UU->UV speaker SHELDON speech From the intercom. UW UW UV->UW UT UT UT->UU UW->UX speaker KURT speech How the hell did you get in... UQ UQ UR UR UQ->UR speaker KURT speech Yeah? US US UR->US UP UP UP->UQ US->UT speaker LEONARD speech I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon. UM UM UN UN UM->UN speaker LEONARD speech This is it. I'll do the tal... UO UO UN->UO UO->UP speaker SHELDON speech Good thinking, I'll just be... UI UI UJ UJ UI->UJ speaker LEONARD speech Just grab the door. UJ->TF UH UH UH->UI UK UK UK->UL scene Outside Penny's ex-boyfrien... UK->UM TF->UK UE UE UF UF UE->UF speaker LEONARD speech Come on, we have a combined... UG UG UF->UG UD UD UD->UE UG->UH speaker SHELDON speech What do you think their com... UA UA UB UB UA->UB speaker SHELDON speech My apologies. What's your p... UC UC UB->UC UC->UD speaker SHELDON speech It's just a privilege to wa... AZ AZ AZ->BA NH NH NI NI NH->NI NJ NJ NI->NJ speaker SHELDON speech So, what exactly are you tr... NK NK NJ->NK NL NL NK->NL speaker LEONARD speech Excuse me? NM NM NL->NM NN NN NM->NN speaker SHELDON speech That woman in there's not g... NO NO NN->NO NP NP NO->NP speaker LEONARD speech Well I'm not trying to have... NQ NQ NP->NQ NC NC NB->NC ND ND NC->ND speaker LEONARD speech That's not true, remember a... NE NE ND->NE NF NF NE->NF speaker SHELDON speech Point taken. It has been so... NG NG NF->NG NG->NH speaker LEONARD speech The worst part was watching... NX NX NY NY NX->NY NZ NZ NY->NZ speaker SHELDON speech Oh, of course. NZ->OA NR NR NQ->NR speaker SHELDON speech Oh, good. Then you won't be... NS NS NR->NS NT NT NS->NT speaker LEONARD speech What makes you think she wo... NU NU NT->NU NV NV NU->NV speaker SHELDON speech Yes, but not of the same sp... NW NW NV->NW NW->NX speaker LEONARD speech I'm not going to engage in ... AB AB AA->AB speaker RECEPTIONIST speech Oh, take your time. I'll ju... TZ TZ TZ->UA TX TX TY TY TX->TY TY->TZ speaker LEONARD speech Excuse me, if I were to giv... TV TV TW TW TV->TW TW->TX speaker SHELDON speech Leonard, the TV is in the b... TT TT TU TU TT->TU TU->TV speaker LEONARD speech We're not going to give up ... TR TR TS TS TR->TS TS->TT speaker SHELDON speech Okay, thanks for your time. TP TP TQ TQ TP->TQ TQ->TR speaker VOICE speech Get lost. TO->TP speaker LEONARD speech What did I just.... Uh, we'... TL TL TL->TM TJ TJ TK TK TJ->TK TK->TL speaker LEONARD speech Hi, I'm Leonard, this is Sh... TH TH TI TI TH->TI TI->TJ speaker VOICE_FROM_BUZZER speech Yeah. TG->TH speaker LEONARD speech I'll do the talking. TD TD TD->ST TC TC TB->TC TC->TD speaker HOWARD speech He's kind of a nerd. Juice ... AC AC AB->AC AD AD AC->AD speaker SHELDON speech Leonard, I don't think I ca... AD->AE AH AH AG->AH speaker SHELDON speech No. We are committing genet... AI AI AH->AI AJ AJ AI->AJ speaker LEONARD speech Sheldon, this was your idea... AK AK AJ->AK AL AL AK->AL speaker SHELDON speech I know, and I do yearn for ... AM AM AL->AM AN AN AM->AN speaker LEONARD speech I'm sure she'll still love ... AO AO AN->AO AP AP AO->AP speaker SHELDON speech I wouldn't. AQ AQ AP->AQ AR AR AQ->AR speaker LEONARD speech Well, what do you want to do? AS AS AR->AS AT AT AS->AT speaker SHELDON speech I want to leave. AU AU AT->AU AV AV AU->AV speaker LEONARD speech Okay. AW AW AV->AW AX AX AW->AX speaker SHELDON speech What's the protocol for lea... AY AY AX->AY AY->AZ speaker LEONARD speech I don't know, I've never re...
In [14]:
from pyannote.features.text.preprocessing import TextPreProcessing
from pyannote.features.text.tfidf import TFIDF
from pyannote.algorithms.alignment.transcription import TFIDFAlignment

# this is the default text (i.e. subtitles or speech transcript) pre-processing 
preprocessing = TextPreProcessing(
    tokenize=True,    # step 1: tokenization of sentences into words
    lemmatize=True,   # step 2: lemmatization
    stem=True,        # step 3: stemming
    stopwords=True,   # step 4: remove stop-words
    pos_tag=True,     
    keep_pos=True,    # step 5: only keep nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs
    min_length=2)     # step 6: remove stems shorter than 2 letters

# this is the TF-IDF transformer that will project 
# each pre-processed text into a fixed-size vector
tfidf = TFIDF(preprocessing=preprocessing,  # use just-defined pre-processing
              binary=True)                  # use binary term-frequency 
aligner = TFIDFAlignment(tfidf, adapt=True)
In [17]:
merged = aligner(transcripts[firstEpisode], subtitles[firstEpisode], vattribute='speech', hattribute='subtitle')
In [18]:
merged
Out[18]:
() 1100.75 1100.75 1102.52 1102.52 1100.75->1102.52 1100.75->1102.52 1104.715 1104.715 1102.52->1104.715 subtitle Tell him about our IO. 1102.52->1104.715 speech Tell him about our IQ. speaker SHELDON 4.0 4.0 5.149 5.149 4.0->5.149 subtitle ...and either is observed... 5.32 5.32 5.149->5.32 339.755 339.755 340.36 340.36 339.755->340.36 339.755->340.36 342.271 342.271 340.36->342.271 subtitle Well. today we tried mastur... 340.36->342.271 speech Well, today we tried mastur... speaker SHELDON 108.237 108.237 108.76 108.76 108.237->108.76 111.593 111.593 108.76->111.593 subtitle There's some poor woman who... 323.278 323.278 324.559 324.559 323.278->324.559 323.278->324.559 329.839 329.839 324.559->329.839 speech Leonard, I'm not expert her... speaker SHELDON 327.119 327.119 324.559->327.119 subtitle I'm no expert. but in the c... 1170.199 1170.199 1180.558 1180.558 1170.199->1180.558 speech Yeah, I've had him since le... speaker HOWARD 1172.997 1172.997 1170.199->1172.997 subtitle Yeah. I've had him since Le... 1180.72 1180.72 1180.558->1180.72 1180.558->1180.72 1173.239 1173.239 1172.997->1173.239 1002.678 1002.678 1003.359 1003.359 1002.678->1003.359 1002.678->1003.359 1004.712 1004.712 1003.359->1004.712 subtitle Really? Why? 1003.359->1004.712 speech Really, why? speaker PENNY 533.476 533.476 533.639 533.639 533.476->533.639 533.476->533.639 536.949 536.949 533.639->536.949 subtitle Yes. it tells us that you p... 543.35 543.35 533.639->543.35 speech Yes, it tells us that you p... speaker SHELDON 254.32 254.32 256.072 256.072 254.32->256.072 subtitle Invite her over. make her f... 256.68 256.68 256.072->256.68 256.072->256.68 1026.198 1026.198 1026.359 1026.359 1026.198->1026.359 1026.198->1026.359 1027.633 1027.633 1026.359->1027.633 subtitle Okay. thanks for your time. 1026.359->1027.633 speech Okay, thanks for your time. speaker SHELDON 400.833 400.833 401.799 401.799 400.833->401.799 400.833->401.799 402.993 402.993 401.799->402.993 subtitle This is really impressive. 401.799->402.993 speech This is really impressive. speaker PENNY 915.399 915.399 916.031117647 916.031117647 915.399->916.031117647 subtitle -Must we? 915.399->916.031117647 speech Must we? speaker LEONARD 916.593 916.593 916.031117647->916.593 subtitle Event A: 930.076 930.076 916.031117647->930.076 speech Event A. A beautiful woman ... speaker SHELDON 246.112 246.112 246.759 246.759 246.112->246.759 246.112->246.759 248.795 248.795 246.759->248.795 subtitle We already watched the seas... 246.759->248.795 speech We already watched the Seas... speaker LEONARD 1064.48 1064.48 1067.438 1067.438 1064.48->1067.438 subtitle We should be able to figure... 1069.72 1069.72 1067.438->1069.72 1273.595 1273.595 1281.919 1281.919 1273.595->1281.919 1273.595->1281.919 1317.871 1317.871 1281.919->1317.871 speech I don't know what your odds... speaker SHELDON 1284.149 1284.149 1281.919->1284.149 subtitle I don't know your odds in t... 554.6 554.6 555.319 555.319 554.6->555.319 556.991 556.991 555.319->556.991 subtitle Okay. let's see. what else? 549.24 549.24 551.879 551.879 549.24->551.879 subtitle ...is that Sagittarius woul... 552.04 552.04 551.879->552.04 551.879->552.04 674.829 674.829 675.0 675.0 674.829->675.0 677.833 677.833 675.0->677.833 subtitle ...and discovers that light... 783.748 783.748 783.919 783.919 783.748->783.919 786.194 786.194 783.919->786.194 subtitle Luke Skywa|ker's the condit... 221.250285714 221.250285714 221.918 221.918 221.250285714->221.918 subtitle Hi. 221.250285714->221.918 speech Hi. speaker LEONARD 222.079 222.079 221.918->222.079 221.918->222.079 737.396 737.396 737.8 737.8 737.396->737.8 737.396->737.8 741.429 741.429 737.8->741.429 subtitle So. what exactly are you tr... 737.8->741.429 speech So, what exactly are you tr... speaker SHELDON 502.39 502.39 502.559 502.559 502.39->502.559 502.39->502.559 504.993 504.993 502.559->504.993 subtitle That's not true. Koothrappa... 502.559->504.993 speech That's not true. Koothrapal... speaker SHELDON 300.915 300.915 301.08 301.08 300.915->301.08 300.915->301.08 302.559 302.559 301.08->302.559 subtitle AnywaY--- 301.08->302.559 speech Hi. speaker PENNY 552.04->554.6 subtitle Oh. yeah. a lot of people t... 562.232 562.232 552.04->562.232 speech Oh, yeah, a lot of people t... speaker PENNY 821.999 821.999 822.16 822.16 821.999->822.16 821.999->822.16 825.993847458 825.993847458 822.16->825.993847458 speech I'm not anticipating coitus. speaker LEONARD 824.116 824.116 822.16->824.116 subtitle ...because you're anticipat... 763.948 763.948 764.12 764.12 763.948->764.12 763.948->764.12 772.279 772.279 764.12->772.279 speech That's not to say that if a... speaker LEONARD 767.078 767.078 764.12->767.078 subtitle That's not to say that if a... 797.04 797.04 798.189 798.189 797.04->798.189 subtitle This isn't a good time. 797.04->798.189 speech This is not a good time. speaker LEONARD 798.36 798.36 798.189->798.36 798.189->798.36 286.639 286.639 287.754 287.754 286.639->287.754 subtitle Well. it's not difficult. 293.109 293.109 286.639->293.109 speech Well it's not difficult, yo... speaker LEONARD 287.919 287.919 287.754->287.919 294.0 294.0 293.109->294.0 293.109->294.0 695.19 695.19 695.36 695.36 695.19->695.36 695.19->695.36 695.978125 695.978125 695.36->695.978125 subtitle -Yes. 695.36->695.978125 speech Yes. speaker SHELDON 198.549 198.549 198.719 198.719 198.549->198.719 198.549->198.719 199.564142857 199.564142857 198.719->199.564142857 subtitle -Hi. 198.719->199.564142857 speech Hi. speaker LEONARD 1247.951 1247.951 1248.119 1248.119 1247.951->1248.119 1247.951->1248.119 1250.03 1250.03 1248.119->1250.03 subtitle We can't have Thai. we had ... 1248.119->1250.03 speech We can't have Thai food, we... speaker SHELDON 584.96 584.96 588.236 588.236 584.96->588.236 subtitle It's about this sensitive g... 588.4 588.4 588.236->588.4 578.28 578.28 579.562897059 579.562897059 578.28->579.562897059 subtitle -You're lactose intolerant. 578.28->579.562897059 speech You're lactose intolerant. speaker SHELDON 581.511 581.511 579.562897059->581.511 subtitle I don't eat it. I think it'... 579.562897059->581.511 speech I don't eat it, I just thin... speaker LEONARD 166.477 166.477 167.28 167.28 166.477->167.28 169.032 169.032 167.28->169.032 subtitle Two mi||ime--? That doesn't... 111.76 111.76 114.638 114.638 111.76->114.638 subtitle What if she winds up with a... 114.8 114.8 114.638->114.8 11.109 11.109 11.279 11.279 11.109->11.279 13.4806 13.4806 11.279->13.4806 subtitle -...it will not've gone thr... 13.839 13.839 13.4806->13.839 subtitle Agreed. 15.068 15.068 13.4806->15.068 speech Agreed, what's your point? speaker LEONARD GL GL QK QK GL->QK QL QL QK->QL scene In the bathroom. 878.759 878.759 QK->878.759 GK GK GK->GL scene Sheldon and Leonard's apart... 369.44 369.44 GK->369.44 371.012375 371.012375 369.44->371.012375 subtitle -Okay. well. make yourself ... 369.44->371.012375 speech Okay, well, make yourself a... speaker LEONARD 18.072 18.072 23.4 23.4 18.072->23.4 18.072->23.4 24.8554736842 24.8554736842 23.4->24.8554736842 subtitle -Excuse me. 23.4->24.8554736842 speech Excuse me? speaker LEONARD 966.674 966.674 969.199 969.199 966.674->969.199 971.633 971.633 969.199->971.633 subtitle This situation is much less... 1223.629 1223.629 1223.799 1223.799 1223.629->1223.799 1224.948 1224.948 1223.799->1224.948 subtitle OkaY- 670.269 670.269 670.44 670.44 670.269->670.44 672.431 672.431 670.44->672.431 subtitle ...as confirmed by the doub... 296.479 296.479 298.105428571 298.105428571 296.479->298.105428571 subtitle -Hi. Again. 296.479->298.105428571 speech Hi. Again. speaker LEONARD 298.549 298.549 298.105428571->298.549 subtitle Hi. 298.105428571->298.549 speech Hi. speaker PENNY 124.838 124.838 125.0 125.0 124.838->125.0 124.838->125.0 126.784227273 126.784227273 125.0->126.784227273 subtitle -I want to leave. 125.0->126.784227273 speech I want to leave. speaker SHELDON 954.037 954.037 954.199 954.199 954.037->954.199 954.037->954.199 956.076 956.076 954.199->956.076 subtitle Come on. you know how it is... 954.199->956.076 speech Come on, you know how it is... speaker LEONARD 979.828 979.828 980.0 980.0 979.828->980.0 979.828->980.0 984.151 984.151 980.0->984.151 speech No, Sheldon, there's not go... speaker LEONARD 982.389 982.389 980.0->982.389 subtitle No. Sheldon. there's not go... 426.607203704 426.607203704 427.438 427.438 426.607203704->427.438 subtitle In what universe? 426.607203704->427.438 speech In what universe? speaker LEONARD 427.6 427.6 427.438->427.6 427.438->427.6 1137.598 1137.598 1137.76 1137.76 1137.598->1137.76 1140.877 1140.877 1137.76->1140.877 subtitle ...that might have someday ... 433.792 433.792 433.959 433.959 433.792->433.959 433.792->433.959 438.557 438.557 433.959->438.557 speech So, sit next to me. speaker PENNY 435.995 435.995 433.959->435.995 subtitle That's where I sit. 389.36 389.36 390.873 390.873 389.36->390.873 subtitle That part's just a joke. 391.04 391.04 390.873->391.04 169.2 169.2 169.032->169.2 169.032->169.2 248.959 248.959 248.795->248.959 248.795->248.959 127.309 127.309 126.784227273->127.309 subtitle Okay. 126.784227273->127.309 speech Okay. speaker LEONARD 1236.112 1236.112 1237.88 1237.88 1236.112->1237.88 1236.112->1237.88 1240.235 1240.235 1237.88->1240.235 subtitle Not to mention imaginary. 1237.88->1240.235 speech Not to mention imaginary. speaker SHELDON 1184.04 1184.04 1186.679 1186.679 1184.04->1186.679 subtitle Oh. I don't think I'll be a... 1184.04->1186.679 speech Oh, I don't think I'll be a... speaker PENNY 1188.559 1188.559 1186.679->1188.559 1186.679->1188.559 623.44 623.44 625.351 625.351 623.44->625.351 subtitle [MOUTHS] I dun '1 know. 623.44->625.351 speech I don't know. speaker LEONARD 625.519 625.519 625.351->625.519 625.351->625.519 UL UL VC VC UL->VC VD VD VC->VD scene Outside the apartment build... 1116.199 1116.199 VC->1116.199 47.992 47.992 48.879 48.879 47.992->48.879 47.992->48.879 50.198 50.198 48.879->50.198 speech Can I help you? speaker RECEPTIONIST 49.9342 49.9342 48.879->49.9342 subtitle -Can I help you? 289.477 289.477 289.639 289.639 289.477->289.639 289.639->293.109 subtitle ...and then you say somethi... 1232.154 1232.154 1233.12 1233.12 1232.154->1233.12 1232.154->1233.12 1233.12->1236.112 subtitle Our babies will be smart an... 1233.12->1236.112 speech Our babies will be smart an... speaker LEONARD 702.04 702.04 703.553 703.553 702.04->703.553 subtitle You guys are really sweet. 709.8 709.8 703.553->709.8 703.553->709.8 509.877 509.877 510.04 510.04 509.877->510.04 511.1393125 511.1393125 510.04->511.1393125 subtitle -...we don't have company. 277.08 277.08 278.957 278.957 277.08->278.957 subtitle I'm gonna invite her over. 281.713 281.713 277.08->281.713 speech I'm going to invite her ove... speaker LEONARD 279.119 279.119 278.957->279.119 281.88 281.88 281.713->281.88 281.713->281.88 513.993 513.993 515.24 515.24 513.993->515.24 516.355 516.355 515.24->516.355 subtitle So... 3.833 3.833 3.833->4.0 572.993 572.993 573.16 573.16 572.993->573.16 572.993->573.16 576.23 576.23 573.16->576.23 speech Oh, yeah, I'm a waitress at... speaker PENNY 574.149 574.149 573.16->574.149 subtitle PENNY: Oh. yeah. 722.55 722.55 722.719 722.719 722.55->722.719 725.631 725.631 722.719->725.631 subtitle ...my grandmother with Alzh... 223.751 223.751 222.079->223.751 subtitle Hi. 222.079->223.751 speech Hi. speaker SHELDON 225.12 225.12 223.751->225.12 223.751->225.12 198.125142857 198.125142857 198.125142857->198.549 subtitle Hi. 198.125142857->198.549 speech Hi. speaker SHELDON 720.639 720.639 720.639->722.55 subtitle That's not true. Remember a... 720.639->725.631 speech That's not true, remember a... speaker LEONARD 726.799 726.799 725.631->726.799 725.631->726.799 1170.029 1170.029 1170.029->1170.199 1170.029->1170.199 299.974285714 299.974285714 299.974285714->300.915 subtitle Hi. 299.974285714->300.915 speech Hi. speaker LEONARD 1229.879 1229.879 1224.948->1229.879 557.16 557.16 558.149 558.149 557.16->558.149 subtitle Oh. I'm a vegetarian. 558.319 558.319 558.149->558.319 207.92 207.92 215.429 215.429 207.92->215.429 speech Oh... uh... no... we don't ... speaker LEONARD 210.309 210.309 207.92->210.309 subtitle No. We don't live together.... 215.959 215.959 215.429->215.959 215.429->215.959 210.48 210.48 210.309->210.48 730.68 730.68 733.148 733.148 730.68->733.148 subtitle ...after which we didn't wa... 734.04 734.04 733.148->734.04 733.148->734.04 308.679 308.679 310.795 310.795 308.679->310.795 subtitle ...and I find that when I'm... 310.959 310.959 310.795->310.959 844.639 844.639 847.597 847.597 844.639->847.597 subtitle Howard Wolowitz. Ca|Tech De... 847.759 847.759 847.597->847.759 800.396 800.396 800.56 800.56 800.396->800.56 802.312 802.312 800.56->802.312 subtitle ...a creepy computer voice. 849.556 849.556 849.719 849.719 849.556->849.719 852.074 852.074 849.719->852.074 subtitle It's currently orbiting Jup... 946.599 946.599 946.599->954.037 speech Oh, right, yes, I could hav... speaker SHELDON 949.671 949.671 946.599->949.671 subtitle Oh. yes. I could have staye... 949.839 949.839 949.671->949.839 537.12 537.12 536.949->537.12 540.032 540.032 537.12->540.032 subtitle ...that the sun's position ... 690.4 690.4 692.47 692.47 690.4->692.47 subtitle Our shower works. 693.04 693.04 692.47->693.04 692.47->693.04 389.188 389.188 389.188->389.36 197.395 197.395 197.56 197.56 197.395->197.56 197.395->197.56 197.56->198.125142857 subtitle -Hi. 197.56->198.125142857 speech Hi. speaker LEONARD 415.6 415.6 416.051 416.051 415.6->416.051 subtitle -What? 415.6->416.051 speech What? speaker LEONARD 420.59 420.59 416.051->420.59 speech Oh, come on. Who hasn't see... speaker SHELDON 416.953 416.953 416.051->416.953 subtitle Oh. come on. 896.512 896.512 897.28 897.28 896.512->897.28 896.512->897.28 899.198137255 899.198137255 897.28->899.198137255 subtitle -It's okay if you say no. 897.28->899.198137255 speech It's okay if you say no. speaker PENNY 881.08 881.08 881.848551724 881.848551724 881.08->881.848551724 subtitle -Okay. thanks. 881.08->881.848551724 speech Okay. Thanks. speaker PENNY 884.795 884.795 881.848551724->884.795 speech You're welcome, oh, you're ... speaker LEONARD 882.672 882.672 881.848551724->882.672 subtitle You're welcome. 734.04->737.396 subtitle The worst part was watching... 734.04->737.396 speech The worst part was watching... speaker LEONARD 1255.439 1255.439 1258.715 1258.715 1255.439->1258.715 subtitle I can see we're going to ha... 1259.479 1259.479 1258.715->1259.479 1258.715->1259.479 1222.316 1222.316 1222.48 1222.48 1222.316->1222.48 1222.316->1222.48 1223.1694 1223.1694 1222.48->1223.1694 subtitle -Really? Great. 1222.48->1223.1694 speech Really? Great. speaker LEONARD 432.037 432.037 432.2 432.2 432.037->432.2 432.037->432.2 432.2->433.792 speech Um, Penny... that's where I... speaker SHELDON 433.128666667 433.128666667 432.2->433.128666667 subtitle -Penny. 547.157 547.157 547.319 547.319 547.157->547.319 547.157->547.319 547.319->551.879 speech I think what Sheldon's tryi... speaker LEONARD 549.071 549.071 547.319->549.071 subtitle I think what She|don's tryi... 451.955 451.955 452.119 452.119 451.955->452.119 456.158 456.158 452.119->456.158 subtitle In summer. it's in a cross ... 266.799 266.799 269.757 269.757 266.799->269.757 subtitle I have 212 friends on MySpace. 270.559 270.559 269.757->270.559 269.757->270.559 871.674 871.674 872.44 872.44 871.674->872.44 871.674->872.44 874.556 874.556 872.44->874.556 subtitle [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 872.44->874.556 speech See-ka-tong-guay-jow. speaker HOWARD 916.759 916.759 916.593->916.759 930.759 930.759 930.076->930.759 930.076->930.759 1196.999 1196.999 1200.435 1200.435 1196.999->1200.435 subtitle And I think the rest is fai... 1200.599 1200.599 1200.435->1200.599 1200.435->1200.599 720.472 720.472 720.472->720.639 720.472->720.639 788.04 788.04 786.194->788.04 786.194->788.04 789.121811321 789.121811321 788.04->789.121811321 subtitle -Wait till you see this. 788.04->789.121811321 speech Wait till you see this. speaker HOWARD 956.24 956.24 958.435 958.435 956.24->958.435 subtitle No. I don't. and neither do... 956.24->958.435 speech No, I don't. And neither do... speaker SHELDON 958.599 958.599 958.435->958.599 958.435->958.599 576.919 576.919 576.23->576.919 576.23->576.919 578.113 578.113 576.919->578.113 subtitle I love cheesecake. 576.919->578.113 speech Oh, okay. I love cheesecake. speaker LEONARD 984.32 984.32 987.232 987.232 984.32->987.232 subtitle Leonard. the two of us can'... 984.32->987.232 speech Leonard, the two of us can'... speaker SHELDON RJ RJ 987.232->RJ 988.959 988.959 987.232->988.959 971.8 971.8 971.633->971.8 974.36 974.36 971.8->974.36 subtitle There's some dispute betwee... 974.52 974.52 974.36->974.52 974.36->974.52 888.073 888.073 888.24 888.24 888.073->888.24 888.073->888.24 889.355 889.355 888.24->889.355 subtitle PENNY: Okay. 893.273 893.273 888.24->893.273 speech Um, okay. Can I ask you a f... speaker PENNY 7.55 7.55 5.32->7.55 subtitle ...it will not go through b... 1229.879->1232.154 subtitle You're not done with her. a... 1313.719 1313.719 1315.71 1315.71 1313.719->1315.71 subtitle Subtitles by SDI Media Group 1315.88 1315.88 1315.71->1315.88 123.28 123.28 123.28->124.838 subtitle Well. what do you wanna do? 123.28->124.838 speech Well, what do you want to do? speaker LEONARD 540.199 540.199 540.032->540.199 638.909 638.909 642.759 642.759 638.909->642.759 638.909->642.759 645.148 645.148 642.759->645.148 subtitle Should I say something? I f... 642.759->645.148 speech Should I say something? I f... speaker LEONARD 420.76 420.76 420.59->420.76 420.59->420.76 424.639 424.639 420.76->424.639 subtitle I didn't have to invent 26 ... 420.76->424.639 speech At least I didn't have to i... speaker LEONARD 250.517 250.517 252.52 252.52 250.517->252.52 250.517->252.52 252.52->256.072 speech I think we should be good n... speaker LEONARD 254.158 254.158 252.52->254.158 subtitle I think we should be good n... 436.839 436.839 436.839->438.557 subtitle So sit next to me. 439.92 439.92 438.557->439.92 438.557->439.92 94.16 94.16 95.149 95.149 94.16->95.149 subtitle Think about that. 95.32 95.32 95.149->95.32 1117.22242857 1117.22242857 1117.791 1117.791 1117.22242857->1117.791 subtitle What? 1117.22242857->1117.791 speech What? speaker LEONARD 1117.96 1117.96 1117.791->1117.96 1117.791->1117.96 135.879 135.879 137.028 137.028 135.879->137.028 subtitle OkaY- 135.879->137.028 speech Okay. speaker LEONARD 146.719 146.719 137.028->146.719 137.028->146.719 13.999 13.999 13.839->13.999 13.999->15.068 subtitle What's your point? 960.59 960.59 960.759 960.759 960.59->960.759 960.59->960.759 964.069 964.069 960.759->964.069 subtitle You did not break up with J... 960.759->964.069 speech You did not break up with J... speaker SHELDON 938.199 938.199 940.03 940.03 938.199->940.03 subtitle ...to the higher-level dist... 940.199 940.199 940.03->940.199 940.03->940.199 248.959->250.517 subtitle Not with commentary. 248.959->250.517 speech Not with commentary. speaker SHELDON 295.479 295.479 294.0->295.479 subtitle To what end? 294.0->295.479 speech To what end? speaker SHELDON 295.479->296.479 295.479->296.479 200.198 200.198 199.564142857->200.198 subtitle Hi. 199.564142857->200.198 speech Hi. speaker SHELDON 259.752 259.752 256.68->259.752 subtitle We never invited Louie/Loui... 256.68->259.752 speech We never invited Louis-slas... speaker SHELDON 260.239 260.239 259.752->260.239 259.752->260.239 621.959 621.959 623.278 623.278 621.959->623.278 subtitle What is happening-7 621.959->623.278 speech What's happening. speaker SHELDON 623.278->623.44 623.278->623.44 824.68 824.68 824.68->825.993847458 subtitle -I'm not anticipating coitus. 827.353 827.353 825.993847458->827.353 subtitle So she's available for coitus? 825.993847458->827.353 speech So she's available for coitus? speaker HOWARD 578.113->578.28 578.113->578.28 976.279 976.279 978.126424658 978.126424658 976.279->978.126424658 subtitle -She wanted to avoid a scen... 978.126424658->979.828 subtitle So we get to have a scene w... 462.754 462.754 462.92 462.92 462.754->462.92 466.833 466.833 462.92->466.833 subtitle I could go on. but I think ... 791.669 791.669 792.839 792.839 791.669->792.839 791.669->792.839 796.878 796.878 792.839->796.878 subtitle It's a Stephen Hawking lect... 792.839->796.878 speech It's a Stephen Hawking lect... speaker HOWARD 41.999 41.999 45.833 45.833 41.999->45.833 subtitle See. Papa Doc's capital ide... 46.479 46.479 45.833->46.479 940.954277778 940.954277778 940.199->940.954277778 subtitle -Which is? 940.199->940.954277778 speech Which is? speaker LEONARD 942.918 942.918 940.954277778->942.918 subtitle You think with your penis. 940.954277778->942.918 speech You think with your penis. speaker SHELDON 976.112 976.112 976.112->976.279 1071.64 1071.64 1073.64542373 1073.64542373 1071.64->1073.64542373 subtitle -What do you think their co... 1071.64->1073.64542373 speech What do you think their com... speaker SHELDON 1074.598 1074.598 1073.64542373->1074.598 subtitle Just grab the door. 1078.317 1078.317 1073.64542373->1078.317 speech Just grab the door. speaker LEONARD 403.16 403.16 402.993->403.16 402.993->403.16 406.277 406.277 403.16->406.277 subtitle I have a board. if you like... 403.16->406.277 speech I have a board. If you like... speaker LEONARD 1058.36 1058.36 1060.92 1060.92 1058.36->1060.92 subtitle It's just a privilege to wa... 1058.36->1060.92 speech It's just a privilege to wa... speaker SHELDON 1061.959 1061.959 1060.92->1061.959 1060.92->1061.959 943.439 943.439 946.431 946.431 943.439->946.431 subtitle That's a biological impossi... 943.439->946.431 speech That's a biological impossi... speaker LEONARD 946.431->946.599 946.431->946.599 160.239 160.239 160.4 160.4 160.239->160.4 160.239->160.4 163.278 163.278 160.4->163.278 subtitle If the height of a step is ... 165.464666667 165.464666667 160.4->165.464666667 speech If the height of a single s... speaker SHELDON 424.799 424.799 424.639->424.799 424.639->424.799 424.799->426.607203704 subtitle -I didn't invent them. They... 424.799->426.607203704 speech I didn't invent them, they'... speaker SHELDON 394.999 394.999 398.355 398.355 394.999->398.355 subtitle So you're. like. one of tho... 394.999->398.355 speech So you're like, one of thos... speaker PENNY 399.4 399.4 398.355->399.4 398.355->399.4 885.559 885.559 884.795->885.559 884.795->885.559 882.839 882.839 882.672->882.839 760.399 760.399 763.010528302 763.010528302 760.399->763.010528302 subtitle -I'm just trying to be a go... 763.010528302->763.948 subtitle Oh. of course. 763.010528302->763.948 speech Oh, of course. speaker SHELDON 773.479 773.479 772.279->773.479 772.279->773.479 767.24 767.24 767.078->767.24 176.395 176.395 176.56 176.56 176.395->176.56 176.395->176.56 179.154 179.154 176.56->179.154 subtitle No. That was the result of ... 176.56->179.154 speech No, that was the result of ... speaker SHELDON 469.04 469.04 470.314 470.314 469.04->470.314 subtitle Do you want me to move? 469.04->470.314 speech Do you want me to move? speaker PENNY 470.479 470.479 470.314->470.479 470.314->470.479 1148.556 1148.556 1148.719 1148.719 1148.556->1148.719 1149.868 1149.868 1148.719->1149.868 subtitle I've got my work. 408.48 408.48 411.631 411.631 408.48->411.631 subtitle If by ?holy smokes." you me... 415.03 415.03 408.48->415.03 speech If by holy smokes you mean ... speaker SHELDON 411.799 411.799 411.631->411.799 415.03->415.6 415.03->415.6 696.349 696.349 695.978125->696.349 subtitle No. 695.978125->696.349 speech No. speaker LEONARD 688.394 688.394 688.56 688.56 688.394->688.56 688.394->688.56 688.56->692.47 speech Our shower works. speaker LEONARD 690.232 690.232 688.56->690.232 subtitle ...and my stupid shower doe... 66.96575 66.96575 67.949 67.949 66.96575->67.949 subtitle Oh. take your time. 73.395 73.395 66.96575->73.395 speech Oh, take your time. I'll ju... speaker RECEPTIONIST 68.119 68.119 67.949->68.119 83.199 83.199 73.395->83.199 73.395->83.199 1123.63 1123.63 1126.04 1126.04 1123.63->1126.04 1123.63->VD 1128.793 1128.793 1126.04->1128.793 subtitle Sheldon. I am so sorry I dr... 1126.04->1128.793 speech Sheldon, I'm so sorry I dra... speaker LEONARD VO VO VD->VO 272.993 272.993 273.359 273.359 272.993->273.359 272.993->273.359 274.872 274.872 273.359->274.872 subtitle That's the beauty of it. 273.359->274.872 speech That's the beauty of it. speaker SHELDON 779.509 779.509 773.479->779.509 speech Do you think this possibili... speaker SHELDON 775.629 775.629 773.479->775.629 subtitle Do you think this possibili... 1076.52 1076.52 1074.598->1076.52 1076.52->1078.317 subtitle LEONARD: This is it. 1042.72 1042.72 1044.87 1044.87 1042.72->1044.87 subtitle My apologies. What's your p... 1042.72->1044.87 speech My apologies. What's your p... speaker SHELDON 1044.87->1058.36 1044.87->1058.36 1250.199 1250.199 1250.03->1250.199 1250.03->1250.199 ST ST TE TE ST->TE 1015.16 1015.16 TE->1015.16 TF TF TE->TF scene Outside Penny's old apartme... 658.152 658.152 659.519 659.519 658.152->659.519 658.152->659.519 682.794 682.794 659.519->682.794 speech No, it's not crazy it's, uh... speaker LEONARD 662.67 662.67 659.519->662.67 subtitle No. it's not crazy. It's a-- 60.598 60.598 61.519 61.519 60.598->61.519 60.598->61.519 63.635 63.635 61.519->63.635 subtitle I think this is the place. 61.519->63.635 speech I think this is the place. speaker SHELDON 417.12 417.12 416.953->417.12 15.239 15.239 15.068->15.239 15.068->15.239 15.239->18.072 subtitle There's no point. I just th... 15.239->18.072 speech There's no point, I just th... speaker SHELDON 952.069 952.069 949.839->952.069 subtitle ...in Russian. Arabic and F... 952.24 952.24 952.069->952.24 433.128666667->433.792 subtitle Yeah? 1168.878 1168.878 1169.04 1169.04 1168.878->1169.04 1168.878->1169.04 1169.04->1170.029 subtitle PENNY: Wow. cool tiger. 1169.04->1170.029 speech Wow, cool tiger. speaker PENNY 804.24 804.24 805.852692308 805.852692308 804.24->805.852692308 subtitle -That's great. you guys hav... 804.24->805.852692308 speech That's great, you guys have... speaker LEONARD 806.037 806.037 805.852692308->806.037 subtitle Why? 805.852692308->806.037 speech Why? speaker RAJ 1141.439 1141.439 1140.877->1141.439 1140.877->1141.439 1143.828 1143.828 1141.439->1143.828 subtitle SHELDON: Well. you got me o... 1141.439->1143.828 speech Well you got me out of my p... speaker SHELDON 1038.069 1038.069 1038.239 1038.239 1038.069->1038.239 1042.027 1042.027 1038.239->1042.027 subtitle ...the fingerprints of stri... 592.439 592.439 593.0 593.0 592.439->593.0 592.439->593.0 594.638 594.638 593.0->594.638 subtitle So it's based on your life. 593.0->594.638 speech So it's based on your life? speaker LEONARD 194.43 194.43 196.28 196.28 194.43->196.28 194.43->196.28 196.28->197.395 subtitle Oh. hi. 196.28->197.395 speech Oh, hi! speaker PENNY 99.438 99.438 95.32->99.438 subtitle I have a sister with the sa... 287.919->289.477 subtitle You just listen to what she... 741.599 741.599 741.429->741.599 741.429->741.599 655.235 655.235 655.399 655.399 655.235->655.399 656.388 656.388 655.399->656.388 subtitle Is that crazy? 1090.24062857 1090.24062857 1092.757 1092.757 1090.24062857->1092.757 subtitle I'm Leonard. this is Sheldon. 1090.24062857->1092.757 speech I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon. speaker LEONARD 1092.919 1092.919 1092.757->1092.919 1092.757->1092.919 922.077 922.077 922.24 922.24 922.077->922.24 924.356 924.356 922.24->924.356 subtitle ...from the aforementioned ... 558.319->562.232 subtitle No. except for fish. and th... 1175.07 1175.07 1173.239->1175.07 subtitle His name is Buttons. 1175.639 1175.639 1175.07->1175.639 LN LN LO LO LN->LO 633.428 633.428 LO->633.428 speaker LEONARD speech Don't. 635.28 635.28 633.428->635.28 633.428->635.28 1206.833 1206.833 1207.0 1207.0 1206.833->1207.0 1206.833->1207.0 1210.117 1210.117 1207.0->1210.117 subtitle That was a valid hypo--? Wh... 1207.0->1210.117 speech That was a valid hypothesis... speaker SHELDON 1194.832 1194.832 1195.0 1195.0 1194.832->1195.0 1194.832->1195.0 1195.0->1200.435 speech Well, your ex-boyfriend sen... speaker LEONARD 1196.831 1196.831 1195.0->1196.831 subtitle Well. your ex?boyfriend sen... 905.519 905.519 907.077 907.077 905.519->907.077 subtitle Wow. 905.519->907.077 speech Wow. speaker LEONARD 912.519 912.519 907.077->912.519 907.077->QL 915.238 915.238 915.238->915.399 915.238->915.399 549.071->549.24 SS SS RJ->SS 991.792 991.792 988.959->991.792 subtitle So you guys work with Leona... 988.959->991.792 speech So, you guys work with Leon... speaker PENNY 1315.88->1317.871 subtitle [ENGLISH SDH] XT XT 1317.871->XT 93.992 93.992 93.992->94.16 847.759->849.556 subtitle You may be familiar with so... 127.479 127.479 128.997 128.997 127.479->128.997 subtitle -What's the protocol for le... 127.479->128.997 speech What's the protocol for lea... speaker SHELDON 129.595 129.595 128.997->129.595 subtitle I don't know. 132.751 132.751 128.997->132.751 speech I don't know, I've never re... speaker LEONARD 371.237 371.237 371.012375->371.237 subtitle Okay. 372.574516129 372.574516129 371.012375->372.574516129 speech Okay, thankyou. speaker PENNY A A B B A->B scene A corridor at a sperm bank. 1.239 1.239 A->1.239 BK BK B->BK 1.239->13.4806 speech So if a photon is directed ... speaker SHELDON 1.239->3.833 subtitle If a photon is directed thr... 901.193 901.193 899.198137255->901.193 subtitle Oh. I'll probably say yes. 899.198137255->901.193 speech Oh, I'll probably say yes. speaker LEONARD 315.199 315.199 318.908 318.908 315.199->318.908 subtitle Also. curry's a natural lax... 319.08 319.08 318.908->319.08 262.116 262.116 260.239->262.116 subtitle Well. and that was wrong of... 263.554 263.554 260.239->263.554 speech Well, then that was wrong o... speaker LEONARD 262.28 262.28 262.116->262.28 263.72 263.72 263.554->263.72 263.554->263.72 852.24 852.24 852.074->852.24 854.959 854.959 852.24->854.959 subtitle ...taking high-resolution d... 459.0 459.0 460.228 460.228 459.0->460.228 subtitle ...discouraging conversatio... 460.399 460.399 460.228->460.399 999.72 999.72 999.72->1002.678 subtitle Oh. he speaks English. He j... 999.72->1002.678 speech Oh, he speaks English, he j... speaker HOWARD 46.479->47.992 subtitle Haiti. SS->ST scene Back at the apartment. SS->988.959 305.678 305.678 306.519 306.519 305.678->306.519 308.51 308.51 306.519->308.51 subtitle ...and I know that moving c... 684.04 684.04 684.04->688.394 speech Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm such ... speaker PENNY 685.632 685.632 684.04->685.632 subtitle Oh. I'm so sorry I'm such a... 685.8 685.8 685.632->685.8 889.519 889.519 889.355->889.519 892.414942857 892.414942857 889.519->892.414942857 subtitle -Um. can I ask you a favor? 1019.7368 1019.7368 1021.678 1021.678 1019.7368->1021.678 speech Hello. speaker SHELDON 1020.107 1020.107 1019.7368->1020.107 subtitle Hello. 1023.479 1023.479 1021.678->1023.479 1021.678->1023.479 1020.279 1020.279 1020.107->1020.279 1265.149 1265.149 1265.319 1265.319 1265.149->1265.319 1267.833 1267.833 1265.319->1267.833 subtitle I know a wonderful little s... 1071.153 1071.153 1061.959->1071.153 speech Come on, we have a combined... speaker LEONARD 1064.314 1064.314 1061.959->1064.314 subtitle Come on. we have a combined... 34.629 34.629 34.8 34.8 34.629->34.8 35.789 35.789 34.8->35.789 subtitle Fourteen down is-- 594.799 594.799 596.71 596.71 594.799->596.71 subtitle No. I'm from Omaha. 594.799->596.71 speech No, I'm from Omaha. speaker PENNY 600.16 600.16 596.71->600.16 596.71->600.16 984.151->984.32 984.151->984.32 7.719 7.719 7.55->7.719 111.593->111.76 226.599 226.599 226.96 226.96 226.599->226.96 226.599->226.96 228.393 228.393 226.96->228.393 subtitle Oh. welcome to the building. 226.96->228.393 speech Hi. Well, uh, oh, welcome t... speaker LEONARD 1268.0 1268.0 1267.833->1268.0 1267.833->1268.0 1269.911 1269.911 1268.0->1269.911 subtitle Oh. that sounds like fun. 1268.0->1269.911 speech That sounds like fun. speaker PENNY 57.8 57.8 57.8->60.598 subtitle If you have to ask. maybe y... 57.8->60.598 speech If you have to ask, maybe y... speaker RECEPTIONIST 333.079 333.079 334.068 334.068 333.079->334.068 subtitle Yes. 333.079->334.068 speech Uh, yes. speaker LEONARD 334.24 334.24 334.068->334.24 334.068->334.24 518.0 518.0 522.391 522.391 518.0->522.391 subtitle Yeah. It's like regular Bog... 527.512 527.512 518.0->527.512 speech Yeah, it's like regular bog... speaker LEONARD 524.759 524.759 522.391->524.759 528.36 528.36 527.512->528.36 527.512->528.36 87.914 87.914 88.559 88.559 87.914->88.559 87.914->88.559 88.559->99.438 speech No. We are committing genet... speaker SHELDON 90.754 90.754 88.559->90.754 subtitle No. We are committing genet... 1270.319 1270.319 1270.319->1273.595 subtitle [SINGING "BABY DON'T GET HO... 1270.319->1273.595 speech Baby, baby don't get hooked... speaker HOWARD 752.719 752.719 754.596 754.596 752.719->754.596 subtitle I'm a male and she's a female. 755.08 755.08 754.596->755.08 754.596->755.08 70.679 70.679 68.119->70.679 subtitle I'll just finish my crosswo... 1095.959 1095.959 1098.268 1098.268 1095.959->1098.268 subtitle How the hell did you get in... 1095.959->1098.268 speech How the hell did you get in... speaker KURT 1098.919 1098.919 1098.268->1098.919 1098.268->1098.919 506.319 506.319 508.071 508.071 506.319->508.071 subtitle Tuesday night we played Kli... 506.319->508.071 speech Tuesday night we played Kli... speaker SHELDON 508.239 508.239 508.071->508.239 508.071->508.239 964.24 964.24 964.069->964.24 964.069->964.24 964.24->966.674 subtitle To mend her broken heart. 964.24->974.36 speech To mend her broken heart. T... speaker LEONARD 862.313 862.313 862.48 862.48 862.313->862.48 862.313->862.48 863.879 863.879 862.48->863.879 subtitle ?N \ V; wk 862.48->863.879 speech I'm sorry? speaker PENNY 892.414942857->893.273 subtitle A favor? 231.598941176 231.598941176 231.948 231.948 231.598941176->231.948 subtitle Great. 232.12 232.12 231.948->232.12 231.948->232.12 429.318 429.318 430.399 430.399 429.318->430.399 429.318->430.399 430.399->432.037 subtitle Do you guys mind if I start? 430.399->432.037 speech Uh, do you guys mind if I s... speaker PENNY 446.428 446.428 446.599 446.599 446.428->446.599 446.428->446.599 446.599->466.833 speech In the winter that seat is ... speaker SHELDON 449.671 449.671 446.599->449.671 subtitle In winter. that seat is clo... 855.719 855.719 854.959->855.719 854.959->855.719 858.517 858.517 855.719->858.517 subtitle Penny. I work at The Cheese... 855.719->858.517 speech Penny. I work at the Cheese... speaker PENNY 508.9761 508.9761 508.239->508.9761 subtitle -Yeah. I remember. 508.239->508.9761 speech Yes, I remember. speaker LEONARD 664.477 664.477 664.639 664.639 664.477->664.639 667.711 667.711 664.639->667.711 subtitle Paradoxes are part of natur... 279.119->281.713 subtitle We'll have a nice meal and ... 614.08 614.08 615.433 615.433 614.08->615.433 subtitle It was. 615.599 615.599 615.433->615.599 615.433->615.599 262.28->263.554 subtitle We need to widen our circle. 330.32 330.32 329.839->330.32 329.839->330.32 327.279 327.279 327.119->327.279 1246.12 1246.12 1247.722125 1247.722125 1246.12->1247.722125 subtitle -Is Thai food okay with you... 1246.12->1247.722125 speech Is Thai food okay with you ... speaker LEONARD 1247.722125->1247.951 subtitle Sure. 1247.722125->1247.951 speech Sure. speaker PENNY 64.439 64.439 63.635->64.439 63.635->64.439 690.232->690.4 1160.04 1160.04 1162.838 1162.838 1160.04->1162.838 subtitle SHELDON: And you're certain... 1160.04->1162.838 speech And you're certainly not go... speaker SHELDON VP VP 1162.838->VP 1163.32 1163.32 1162.838->1163.32 860.422391304 860.422391304 860.635 860.635 860.422391304->860.635 subtitle Okay. 860.8 860.8 860.635->860.8 860.635->860.8 605.198 605.198 606.599 606.599 605.198->606.599 608.237 608.237 606.599->608.237 subtitle I guess that's about it. 682.794->684.04 682.794->684.04 RI RI RI->RJ scene Leonard and Sheldon, Inside... RI->912.519 912.519->915.238 subtitle I really think we should ex... 912.519->915.238 speech I really think we should ex... speaker SHELDON 796.878->797.04 796.878->797.04 672.599 672.599 672.431->672.599 982.559 982.559 982.389->982.559 982.559->984.151 subtitle There's two of us and one o... 886.525923077 886.525923077 885.559->886.525923077 subtitle PENNY: Hey. Leonard? 885.559->886.525923077 speech Hey, Leonard? speaker PENNY 594.638->594.799 594.638->594.799 858.679 858.679 858.517->858.679 858.517->858.679 858.679->860.422391304 subtitle -I'll show you the trick wi... 858.679->860.635 speech Come on, I'll show you the ... speaker LEONARD 745.308 745.308 745.48 745.48 745.308->745.48 745.308->745.48 747.391 747.391 745.48->747.391 subtitle Well. I'm not trying to hav... 745.48->747.391 speech Well I'm not trying to have... speaker LEONARD 524.759->527.512 subtitle That's probably enough abou... 1182.2955 1182.2955 1183.871 1183.871 1182.2955->1183.871 subtitle So you'll think about it? 1182.2955->1183.871 speech So you'll think about it? speaker HOWARD 1183.871->1184.04 1183.871->1184.04 127.309->127.479 127.309->127.479 827.519 827.519 829.874 829.874 827.519->829.874 subtitle Can we please just stop say... 827.519->829.874 speech Can we please stop saying c... speaker LEONARD 830.04 830.04 829.874->830.04 829.874->830.04 1240.235->1246.12 WH WH 1240.235->WH 85.4 85.4 85.4->87.914 subtitle What. are you kidding? You'... 85.4->87.914 speech What, are you kidding? You'... speaker LEONARD 820.6 820.6 820.973066667 820.973066667 820.6->820.973066667 subtitle -Uh-huh. 820.6->820.973066667 speech Uh-huh. speaker LEONARD 820.973066667->821.999 subtitle And you want us out... 820.973066667->821.999 speech And you want us out because... speaker HOWARD 747.559 747.559 747.391->747.559 747.391->747.559 750.153 750.153 747.559->750.153 subtitle Oh. good. Then you won't be... 747.559->750.153 speech Oh, good. Then you won't be... speaker SHELDON 758.072 758.072 755.08->758.072 subtitle Yes. but not of the same sp... 755.08->758.072 speech Yes, but not of the same sp... speaker SHELDON 602.071 602.071 600.16->602.071 subtitle If that was a movie. I woul... 600.16->602.071 speech Well, if that was a movie I... speaker LEONARD WG WG VP->WG 1163.32->1168.878 speech This is one of my favorite ... speaker HOWARD 1166.995 1166.995 1163.32->1166.995 subtitle This is one of my favorite ... 566.832 566.832 571.48 571.48 566.832->571.48 566.832->571.48 571.48->572.993 subtitle So do you have some sort of... 571.48->572.993 speech Wu-uh, do you have some sor... speaker LEONARD 838.117 838.117 838.279 838.279 838.117->838.279 839.553 839.553 838.279->839.553 subtitle Hello. 817.8 817.8 820.439 820.439 817.8->820.439 subtitle Hang on. there really is a ... 817.8->820.439 speech Hang on, there really is a ... speaker HOWARD 820.439->820.6 820.439->820.6 685.8->688.394 subtitle And on top of everything el... 71.279 71.279 70.679->71.279 71.279->73.395 subtitle Oh. wait. 647.08 647.08 647.08->656.388 speech You want to know the most p... speaker PENNY 649.15 649.15 647.08->649.15 subtitle You wanna know the most pat... 656.56 656.56 656.388->656.56 656.388->656.56 649.319 649.319 649.15->649.319 511.393 511.393 511.1393125->511.393 subtitle Sorry. 511.1393125->511.393 speech I'm sorry. speaker LEONARD 511.559 511.559 511.393->511.559 511.393->511.559 824.116->824.68 730.52 730.52 730.52->730.68 882.839->884.795 subtitle Oh. you're just gonna step ... 1027.799 1027.799 1027.633->1027.799 1027.633->1027.799 1029.61305405 1029.61305405 1027.799->1029.61305405 subtitle -We're not gonna give up ju... 1027.799->1029.61305405 speech We're not going to give up ... speaker LEONARD 1034.198 1034.198 1034.36 1034.36 1034.198->1034.36 1034.198->1034.36 1034.36->1038.069 subtitle Excuse me. If I had given u... 1034.36->1042.027 speech Excuse me, if I were to giv... speaker LEONARD 1250.44205263 1250.44205263 1250.199->1250.44205263 subtitle -So? 1250.199->1250.44205263 speech So? speaker PENNY 1284.319 1284.319 1288.392 1288.392 1284.319->1288.392 subtitle ...but as far as the popula... 1288.392->1313.719 635.28->638.909 subtitle I just-- I can't believe I ... 635.28->638.909 speech I just, I can't believe I t... speaker PENNY 662.839 662.839 662.839->664.477 subtitle It's a paradox. 236.799 236.799 236.959 236.959 236.799->236.959 236.799->236.959 ED ED 236.959->ED speaker PENNY speech Bye. 238.001777778 238.001777778 236.959->238.001777778 subtitle -Bye. 672.599->674.829 subtitle But then. along comes Alber... 1252.508 1252.508 1250.44205263->1252.508 subtitle They're both curry-based cu... 1250.44205263->1252.508 speech They're both curry based cu... speaker SHELDON 85.235 85.235 83.199->85.235 subtitle Leonard. I don't think I ca... 83.199->85.235 speech Leonard, I don't think I ca... speaker SHELDON 815.24 815.24 817.629 817.629 815.24->817.629 subtitle And she's not a lady. she's... 815.24->817.629 speech No. And she's not a lady, s... speaker LEONARD 817.629->817.8 817.629->817.8 680.36 680.36 677.833->680.36 499.239 499.239 499.239->502.39 speech Well, this is nice. We don'... speaker LEONARD 500.364357143 500.364357143 499.239->500.364357143 subtitle -Well. this is nice. 500.364357143->502.39 subtitle We don't have a lot of comp... 1017.639 1017.639 1017.639->1019.7368 subtitle -Hi. I'm Leonard. this is S... 1017.639->1019.7368 speech Hi, I'm Leonard, this is Sh... speaker LEONARD 697.68 697.68 698.829 698.829 697.68->698.829 subtitle No. 697.68->698.829 speech No. speaker SHELDON 699.24 699.24 698.829->699.24 698.829->699.24 715.12 715.12 716.109 716.109 715.12->716.109 subtitle LEONARD: How so? 715.12->716.109 speech How so? speaker LEONARD 716.28 716.28 716.109->716.28 716.109->716.28 1201.668 1201.668 1201.84 1201.84 1201.668->1201.84 1205.15 1205.15 1201.84->1205.15 subtitle I really thought if you guy... 798.36->800.396 subtitle IIMITATING COMPUTERIZED VOI... 798.36->802.312 speech It's before he became a cre... speaker HOWARD 802.312->804.24 802.312->804.24 716.28->720.472 speech It has been some time since... speaker SHELDON 717.554 717.554 716.28->717.554 subtitle SHELDON: It has been some t... 65.223 65.223 64.439->65.223 subtitle -Fill these out. 64.439->65.223 speech Fill these out. speaker RECEPTIONIST 65.223->66.96575 speech Thank-you. We'll be right b... speaker LEONARD 65.713 65.713 65.223->65.713 subtitle Thank you. 1128.959 1128.959 1133.032 1133.032 1128.959->1133.032 subtitle It's okay. It wasn't my fir... 1128.959->1133.032 speech It's okay. It wasn't my fir... speaker SHELDON 1133.2 1133.2 1133.032->1133.2 1133.032->1133.2 769.629 769.629 770.88 770.88 769.629->770.88 770.88->772.279 subtitle However briefly. 780.199 780.199 780.199->786.194 speech It's Darth Vader shampoo. L... speaker LEONARD 782.588 782.588 780.199->782.588 subtitle It's Darth Vader shampoo. 782.759 782.759 782.588->782.759 EE EE ED->EE EE->238.001777778 speaker SHELDON speech Bye. 205.6 205.6 206.953 206.953 205.6->206.953 subtitle Oh. that's nice. 205.6->206.953 speech Oh, that's nice. speaker PENNY 206.953->207.92 206.953->207.92 327.279->329.839 subtitle ...you might wanna skip the... 371.4 371.4 371.237->371.4 371.4->372.574516129 subtitle -Thank you. 218.752833333 218.752833333 220.195 220.195 218.752833333->220.195 subtitle Leonard. Sheldon. 218.752833333->220.195 speech Leonard, Sheldon. speaker LEONARD 220.36 220.36 220.195->220.36 220.195->220.36 VO->1126.04 VO->VP scene On the stairs of Sheldon an... 893.44 893.44 893.44->896.512 subtitle Sure. you could ask me a fa... 893.44->896.512 speech A favour? Sure, you can ask... speaker LEONARD 932.989 932.989 930.759->932.989 subtitle She asked me to do her a fa... 930.759->932.989 speech She asked me to do her a fa... speaker LEONARD 933.159 933.159 932.989->933.159 932.989->933.159 302.72 302.72 302.559->302.72 302.559->302.72 228.56 228.56 228.393->228.56 228.393->228.56 497.479 497.479 497.479->499.239 497.479->499.239 928.12 928.12 928.12->930.076 subtitle ...between these events? 174.439 174.439 174.439->176.395 subtitle Is that why they sent you t... 174.439->176.395 speech Is that why they sent you t... speaker LEONARD BL BL BL->GK 149.232 149.232 149.232->B 151.68 151.68 149.232->151.68 154.72744186 154.72744186 151.68->154.72744186 subtitle -Are you still mad about th... 151.68->154.72744186 speech Are you still mad about the... speaker SHELDON 833.319 833.319 836.231 836.231 833.319->836.231 subtitle Hey. is there a trick to ge... 833.319->839.553 speech Hey, is there a trick to ge... speaker PENNY 836.399 836.399 836.231->836.399 840.839 840.839 839.553->840.839 839.553->840.839 1031.155 1031.155 1031.32 1031.32 1031.155->1031.32 1031.32->1034.198 subtitle We've been denied access to... 563.719 563.719 562.232->563.719 562.232->563.719 1069.72->1071.153 subtitle [BUZZES] 1104.715->UL 1104.715->1116.199 1180.72->1182.2955 subtitle -That sounds interesting. 1180.72->1182.2955 speech Uh, sounds interesting. speaker PENNY 65.879 65.879 65.713->65.879 65.879->66.96575 subtitle -We'll be right back. 1128.793->1128.959 1128.793->1128.959 697.508 697.508 697.508->697.68 697.508->697.68 472.231 472.231 474.519 474.519 472.231->474.519 472.231->474.519 475.952 475.952 474.519->475.952 subtitle Fine. 474.519->475.952 speech Fine. speaker SHELDON 104.871 104.871 105.04 105.04 104.871->105.04 104.871->105.04 105.04->108.237 subtitle I know. And I do yearn for ... 118.156 118.156 105.04->118.156 speech I know, and I do yearn for ... speaker SHELDON 1029.61305405->1034.198 speech Leonard, the TV is in the b... speaker SHELDON 1029.61305405->1031.155 subtitle Leonard. the TV's in the bu... 215.959->218.752833333 speech Oh, okay, well, guess I'm y... speaker PENNY 217.995 217.995 215.959->217.995 subtitle Okay. well. guess I'm your ... 218.159 218.159 217.995->218.159 85.235->85.4 85.235->85.4 840.839->854.959 speech Enchante, Madamoiselle. How... speaker HOWARD 842.989 842.989 840.839->842.989 subtitle Enchante', mademoiselle. 842.989->844.639 1252.92604762 1252.92604762 1252.92604762->1258.715 speech They would be gastronomical... speaker SHELDON 1255.273 1255.273 1252.92604762->1255.273 subtitle It would be gastronomically... 1255.273->1255.439 374.71 374.71 372.574516129->374.71 subtitle You're very welcome. 377.437 377.437 372.574516129->377.437 speech You're very welcome. speaker LEONARD 806.2 806.2 806.037->806.2 806.037->806.2 807.723647059 807.723647059 806.2->807.723647059 subtitle -It's just not a good time. 806.2->807.723647059 speech It's just not a good time. speaker LEONARD 652.88 652.88 652.88->655.235 subtitle ...I still love him. 205.44 205.44 205.44->205.6 205.44->205.6 90.92 90.92 90.92->93.992 subtitle There's no guarantee our sp... 645.319 645.319 645.148->645.319 645.148->645.319 860.8->862.313 subtitle [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 860.8->862.313 speech Bon douche. speaker HOWARD 411.799->415.03 subtitle ...you can find scribbled o... 29.119 29.119 29.119->47.992 speech One across is Aegean, eight... speaker LEONARD 32.077 32.077 29.119->32.077 subtitle One across is Aegean. eight... 32.24 32.24 32.077->32.24 901.48 901.48 901.193->901.48 901.193->901.48 332.072 332.072 330.32->332.072 subtitle Oh. you're inviting me over... 330.32->332.072 speech Oh, you're inviting me over... speaker PENNY 726.799->733.148 speech Point taken. It has been so... speaker SHELDON 727.788 727.788 726.799->727.788 subtitle Point taken. 814.079 814.079 815.068 815.068 814.079->815.068 subtitle No. 815.068->815.24 815.068->815.24 1190.197 1190.197 1192.079 1192.079 1190.197->1192.079 1190.197->1192.079 1192.94836842 1192.94836842 1192.079->1192.94836842 subtitle -We're home. 1192.079->1192.94836842 speech We're home. speaker LEONARD 129.759 129.759 129.595->129.759 129.759->132.751 subtitle I've never reneged on a pro... 893.273->893.44 893.273->893.44 545.599 545.599 545.599->547.157 subtitle Participate in the what? 545.599->547.157 speech Participate in the what? speaker PENNY 610.916 610.916 611.479 611.479 610.916->611.479 610.916->611.479 611.479->615.433 speech Well it sounds wonderful. speaker LEONARD 612.992 612.992 611.479->612.992 subtitle Well. it sounds wonderful. 1220.36 1220.36 1220.36->1222.316 subtitle I'll get my purse. and dinn... 1120.264 1120.264 1117.96->1120.264 subtitle -My mom bought me those pants. 1117.96->1120.264 speech My mom bought me those pants. speaker SHELDON 1121.032 1121.032 1120.264->1121.032 subtitle I'm sorry. 1120.264->1121.032 speech I'm sorry. speaker LEONARD 1213.598 1213.598 1213.76 1213.76 1213.598->1213.76 1217.15 1217.15 1213.76->1217.15 subtitle You just-- You're so terrific. BK->BL scene The stairs of the apartment... BK->151.68 202.88 202.88 202.88->205.44 subtitle We don't mean to interrupt.... 202.88->205.44 speech We don't mean to interrupt,... speaker LEONARD 935.514 935.514 935.68 935.68 935.514->935.68 938.035 938.035 935.68->938.035 subtitle ...but we both know it exis... 25.914 25.914 24.8554736842->25.914 subtitle Hang on. 24.8554736842->25.914 speech Hang on. speaker RECEPTIONIST 25.914->29.119 25.914->29.119 210.48->215.429 subtitle ...we live together. but in... 1121.639 1121.639 1121.032->1121.639 1121.032->1121.639 190.96 190.96 190.96->194.43 subtitle Two-hundred pound transvest... 190.96->194.43 speech Two hundred pound transvest... speaker SHELDON 441.610846154 441.610846154 439.92->441.610846154 subtitle -No. I sit there. 439.92->441.610846154 speech ... No, I sit there. speaker SHELDON XS XS XS->1246.12 XS->XT scene All five in Leonard's car. 1152.838 1152.838 1153.0 1153.0 1152.838->1153.0 1152.838->1153.0 1155.958 1155.958 1153.0->1155.958 subtitle Don't think like that. You'... 1153.0->1155.958 speech Don't think like that, you'... speaker SHELDON 120.980093023 120.980093023 121.757 121.757 120.980093023->121.757 subtitle I wouldn't. 120.980093023->121.757 speech I wouldn't. speaker SHELDON 121.757->123.28 121.757->123.28 1010.673 1010.673 1010.673->ST 1010.673->1015.16 1017.469 1017.469 1015.16->1017.469 subtitle -I'll do the talking. MAN: ... TH TH 1015.16->TH speaker LEONARD speech I'll do the talking. 1009.24 1009.24 1009.24->1010.673 subtitle Juice box? 790.6 790.6 790.6->791.669 subtitle See what? 790.6->791.669 speech See what? speaker LEONARD 1262.999 1262.999 1262.999->1265.149 subtitle Turn left on Lake Street an... 1262.999->1267.833 speech Turn left on Lake Street an... speaker HOWARD 1116.199->1117.22242857 subtitle -Leonard. 1116.199->1117.22242857 speech Leonard. speaker SHELDON 466.833->469.04 466.833->469.04 505.16 505.16 506.149 506.149 505.16->506.149 subtitle Yes. I know. 505.16->506.149 speech Yes, I know, but... speaker LEONARD 506.149->506.319 506.149->506.319 1218.76 1218.76 1220.193 1220.193 1218.76->1220.193 subtitle Why don't you put some clot... 1220.193->1220.36 380.759 380.759 383.068 383.068 380.759->383.068 subtitle Actually. that's my work. 380.759->383.068 speech Actually that's my work. speaker SHELDON 383.599 383.599 383.068->383.599 383.068->383.599 602.24 602.24 602.24->610.916 speech I know, right? Okay, let's ... speaker PENNY 603.389 603.389 602.24->603.389 subtitle I know. right? 603.56 603.56 603.389->603.56 118.72 118.72 118.72->120.980093023 subtitle -I'm sure she'll still love... 118.72->120.980093023 speech I'm sure she'll still love ... speaker LEONARD 406.999 406.999 406.277->406.999 406.277->406.999 408.318 408.318 406.999->408.318 subtitle Holy smokes. 406.999->408.318 speech Holy smokes. speaker PENNY 1158.953 1158.953 1158.953->1160.04 1158.953->1160.04 163.44 163.44 163.278->163.44 163.44->165.464666667 subtitle -...most people will trip. 1150.04 1150.04 1149.868->1150.04 285.111 285.111 281.88->285.111 subtitle Chat? We don't chat. at lea... 281.88->285.111 speech Chat? We don't chat. At lea... speaker SHELDON 285.111->286.639 285.111->286.639 656.56->658.152 subtitle Yes. 656.56->658.152 speech Yes. speaker SHELDON 408.318->408.48 408.318->408.48 427.6->429.318 subtitle In all of them. that is the... 427.6->429.318 speech In all of them, that is the... speaker SHELDON 235.48 235.48 235.48->236.799 subtitle Well. bye. 235.48->236.799 speech Great. Well, bye. speaker LEONARD 443.799 443.799 441.610846154->443.799 subtitle What's the difference? 441.610846154->443.799 speech What's the difference? speaker PENNY 443.96 443.96 443.799->443.96 443.799->443.96 171.799 171.799 173.471 173.471 171.799->173.471 subtitle My father broke his clavicle. 173.471->174.439 173.471->174.439 37.712 37.712 37.88 37.88 37.712->37.88 40.599 40.599 37.88->40.599 subtitle --phylum. which makes 14 ac... 1177.76 1177.76 1177.76->1180.558 subtitle ...we could hang out. maybe... 779.509->780.199 779.509->780.199 712.519 712.519 712.519->715.12 712.519->715.12 218.159->218.752833333 subtitle -Penny. 543.35->545.599 543.35->545.599 1004.88 1004.88 1004.712->1004.88 1004.712->1004.88 1004.88->1010.673 speech He's kind of a nerd. Juice ... speaker HOWARD 1006.552 1006.552 1004.88->1006.552 subtitle He's kind of a nerd. 238.836 238.836 238.001777778->238.836 subtitle Bye. 238.001777778->238.836 speech Bye. speaker LEONARD 927.955 927.955 927.955->928.12 1079.0 1079.0 1078.317->1079.0 1078.317->TF 727.96 727.96 727.788->727.96 608.8 608.8 608.8->610.916 subtitle That's the story of Penny. 375.56 375.56 374.71->375.56 375.56->377.437 subtitle [MOUTHS] You're very welcome. 630.876 630.876 625.519->630.876 speech Oh God, you know, four year... speaker PENNY 627.669 627.669 625.519->627.669 subtitle Oh. God. you know. four yea... 631.039 631.039 630.876->631.039 630.876->631.039 627.839 627.839 627.669->627.839 470.956818182 470.956818182 470.479->470.956818182 subtitle -well.... 470.479->470.956818182 speech Well- speaker SHELDON 652.709 652.709 649.319->652.709 subtitle Even though I hate his lyin... 652.709->652.88 185.04 185.04 179.154->185.04 179.154->185.04 540.199->543.35 subtitle ...at the time of your birt... 308.51->308.679 958.599->960.59 subtitle But I-- I broke up with Joy... 958.599->960.59 speech Wuh, I, I broke up with Joy... speaker LEONARD 186.24 186.24 187.434 187.434 186.24->187.434 subtitle SHELDON: Evidently. 186.24->187.434 speech Evidently. speaker SHELDON 187.6 187.6 187.434->187.6 187.434->187.6 384.588 384.588 384.76 384.76 384.588->384.76 384.588->384.76 386.637 386.637 384.76->386.637 subtitle Yeah. well. it's just some ... 394.112 394.112 384.76->394.112 speech Yeah, well, it's just some ... speaker SHELDON 832.554 832.554 830.04->832.554 subtitle Technically. that would be ... 830.04->832.554 speech Technically that would be c... speaker SHELDON 758.24 758.24 758.072->758.24 758.072->758.24 758.24->763.010528302 speech I'm not going to engage in ... speaker LEONARD 760.231 760.231 758.24->760.231 subtitle I'm not gonna engage in hyp... 201.2 201.2 200.198->201.2 200.198->201.2 513.267070175 513.267070175 513.267070175->513.993 subtitle I said I'm sorry. 513.267070175->516.355 speech I said I'm sorry. speaker LEONARD 516.519 516.519 516.355->516.519 516.355->516.519 190.637 190.637 187.6->190.637 subtitle Significant improvement ove... 187.6->190.637 speech Significant improvement ove... speaker LEONARD 1188.559->1190.197 subtitle Smooth. 1188.559->1190.197 speech Smooth. speaker RAJ 631.039->LN speaker SHELDON speech It took you four years to g... 631.039->633.428 subtitle It took you four years to g... 101.799 101.799 101.799->104.871 subtitle A little extra money to get... 302.72->323.278 speech Anyway, um. We brought home... speaker LEONARD 302.72->305.678 subtitle ...we brought home Indian f... 254.158->254.32 449.839 449.839 449.839->451.955 subtitle ...yet not so close as to c... 1200.599->1201.668 subtitle I'm so sorry. 1200.599->1205.15 speech I'm so sorry, I really thou... speaker PENNY 342.271->369.44 342.271->BL 470.956818182->472.231 subtitle Just sit somewhere else. 470.956818182->472.231 speech Just sit somewhere else. speaker LEONARD 999.549 999.549 999.549->999.72 999.549->999.72 QL->RI 880.909 880.909 878.759->880.909 subtitle LEONARD: All right. there i... 878.759->880.909 speech Uh, there it goes, it stick... speaker LEONARD WG->1163.32 WG->WH scene Inside Sheldon and Leonard'... WH->XS 1080.115 1080.115 1080.28 1080.28 1080.115->1080.28 1080.115->1080.28 1082.84 1082.84 1080.28->1082.84 subtitle Good thinking. I'll just be... 1080.28->1082.84 speech Good thinking, I'll just be... speaker SHELDON 905.359 905.359 901.48->905.359 subtitle It's just not the kind of t... 901.48->905.359 speech It's just not the kind of t... speaker PENNY 319.08->323.278 subtitle ...a clean colon is just on... 135.033 135.033 135.033->135.879 135.033->135.879 220.36->221.250285714 subtitle -Hi. 220.36->221.250285714 speech Hi. speaker PENNY 40.599->41.999 565.319 565.319 565.319->566.832 subtitle Leonard can't process corn. 147.708 147.708 147.879 147.879 147.708->147.879 147.708->147.879 147.879->149.232 subtitle Nice meeting you. 147.879->149.232 speech See you. speaker LEONARD 717.719 717.719 717.554->717.719 1177.595 1177.595 1177.595->1177.76 449.671->449.839 603.56->605.198 subtitle Okay. let's see. what else? 233.758 233.758 233.758->235.48 233.758->235.48 790.429 790.429 789.121811321->790.429 subtitle It's fantastic. Unbelievable. 789.121811321->790.429 speech It's fantastic. Unbelievable. speaker RAJ 1025.62890698 1025.62890698 1023.479->1025.62890698 subtitle -We're here to pick up Penn... 1023.479->1025.62890698 speech What did I just.... Uh, we'... speaker LEONARD 662.67->662.839 52.44 52.44 50.198->52.44 50.198->52.44 56.911 56.911 52.44->56.911 subtitle Um. is this the high?|O spe... 52.44->56.911 speech Yes. Um, is this the High I... speaker LEONARD 147.099384615 147.099384615 146.719->147.099384615 subtitle -Bye. 146.719->147.099384615 speech Bye. speaker RECEPTIONIST 147.099384615->147.708 subtitle Bye-bye. 147.099384615->147.708 speech Bye-bye speaker SHELDON 165.464666667->166.477 subtitle I don't care. 165.464666667->169.032 speech I don't care. Two millimetr... speaker LEONARD 1079.0->1080.115 subtitle I'll do the talking. 1079.0->1080.115 speech This is it. I'll do the tal... speaker LEONARD 243.2 243.2 243.2->246.112 subtitle No. We're gonna start seaso... 243.2->246.112 speech No. We're going to start Se... speaker SHELDON 32.24->34.629 subtitle Twenty-six across is MCM. 1217.15->1218.76 574.319 574.319 574.149->574.319 241.36 241.36 238.836->241.36 238.836->241.36 1150.04->1152.838 subtitle One day I'll win the Nobel ... 667.88 667.88 667.711->667.88 563.719->566.832 speech That's interesting. Leonard... speaker SHELDON 565.152 565.152 563.719->565.152 subtitle Well. that's interesting. 565.152->565.319 727.96->730.52 subtitle It has been some time since... 750.319 750.319 750.153->750.319 750.153->750.319 997.24 997.24 997.24->999.549 subtitle I'm sorry. do you speak Eng... 997.24->999.549 speech Uh, I'm sorry, do you speak... speaker PENNY 1134.959 1134.959 1134.959->1137.598 subtitle I was hoping to establish a... 760.231->760.399 263.72->269.757 speech I have a very wide circle. ... speaker SHELDON 266.632 266.632 263.72->266.632 subtitle I have a very wide circle. 508.9761->509.877 subtitle I resent you saying... 508.9761->511.1393125 speech I resent you saying we don'... speaker SHELDON 933.159->940.03 speech Ah, yes, well that may be t... speaker SHELDON 933.159->935.514 subtitle Well. that may be the proxi... 880.909->881.08 880.909->881.08 435.995->436.839 266.632->266.799 511.559->513.267070175 subtitle -That has a negative social... 511.559->513.267070175 speech That is an antisocial impli... speaker SHELDON 1156.12 1156.12 1155.958->1156.12 1155.958->1156.12 1192.94836842->1194.832 subtitle Oh. my God. What happened? 1192.94836842->1194.832 speech Oh, my God, what happened? speaker PENNY 938.035->938.199 458.834 458.834 458.834->459.0 100.04 100.04 100.04->104.871 speech Sheldon, this was your idea... speaker LEONARD 101.632 101.632 100.04->101.632 subtitle Sheldon. this was your idea. 101.632->101.799 701.869 701.869 701.869->702.04 270.559->272.993 subtitle Yes. and you've never met o... 270.559->272.993 speech Yes, and you've never met o... speaker LEONARD 118.156->118.72 118.156->118.72 383.599->384.588 subtitle Wow. 383.599->384.588 speech Wow. speaker PENNY 1196.831->1196.999 1042.027->1042.72 1042.027->1042.72 583.039 583.039 581.511->583.039 581.511->583.039 583.039->592.439 speech Oh, anyways, I'm also writi... speaker PENNY 584.791 584.791 583.039->584.791 subtitle Anyways. I'm also writing a... 1210.64 1210.64 1210.117->1210.64 1210.117->1210.64 1269.911->1270.319 1269.911->1270.319 186.075 186.075 185.04->186.075 subtitle New neighbor? 185.04->186.075 speech New neighbor? speaker LEONARD 186.075->186.24 186.075->186.24 991.792->997.24 991.792->997.24 1121.639->1123.63 subtitle You're gonna have to call her. 1121.639->1123.63 speech You're going to have to cal... speaker SHELDON 35.96 35.96 35.96->37.712 subtitle Move your finger. 456.32 456.32 456.158->456.32 696.519 696.519 696.349->696.519 696.349->696.519 274.872->277.08 274.872->277.08 496.16 496.16 496.16->497.479 subtitle Ah. 496.16->497.479 speech Aaah! speaker SHELDON 504.993->505.16 504.993->505.16 680.36->682.794 subtitle Well. I didn't make it worse. 332.072->333.079 332.072->333.079 952.24->954.037 subtitle And why can't she get her o... 377.919 377.919 380.592 380.592 377.919->380.592 subtitle This looks like some seriou... 377.919->380.592 speech This looks like some seriou... speaker PENNY 380.592->380.759 380.592->380.759 171.634 171.634 171.634->171.799 202.713 202.713 201.2->202.713 subtitle Hi? 201.2->202.713 speech Hi? speaker PENNY 202.713->202.88 202.713->202.88 1223.1694->1223.629 subtitle Thank you. 1223.1694->1232.154 speech Thank you. You're not done ... speaker SHELDON 750.319->754.596 speech What makes you think she wo... speaker LEONARD 752.549 752.549 750.319->752.549 subtitle What makes you think she wo... 752.549->752.719 230.79 230.79 228.56->230.79 subtitle Oh. thank you. Maybe we can... 228.56->230.79 speech Thank you, maybe we can hav... speaker PENNY 314.11 314.11 310.959->314.11 subtitle ...that good food and compa... 874.556->GL 874.556->878.759 693.04->695.19 subtitle Really? Would it be totally... 693.04->695.19 speech Really? Would it be totally... speaker PENNY 1210.64->1222.316 speech Really, thank you so much f... speaker PENNY 1210.64->1213.598 subtitle Really. thank you so much f... 99.438->100.04 99.438->100.04 618.955 618.955 615.599->618.955 subtitle Until I fell in love with a... 615.599->618.955 speech It was. Until I fell in lov... speaker PENNY 56.911->57.8 56.911->57.8 190.637->190.96 190.637->190.96 336.399 336.399 337.388 337.388 336.399->337.388 subtitle Great. 336.399->337.388 speech Great. speaker LEONARD 337.56 337.56 337.388->337.56 337.388->337.56 574.319->576.23 subtitle I'm a waitress at The Chees... 1205.32 1205.32 1205.15->1205.32 1205.15->1205.32 114.8->118.156 subtitle ...a differential to solve ... 588.4->592.439 subtitle ...to be an actress and win... 956.076->956.24 956.076->956.24 456.32->458.834 subtitle It faces the television at ... 556.991->557.16 974.52->979.828 speech So we get to have a scene w... speaker SHELDON 974.52->976.112 subtitle ...as to who gets custody o... 377.437->377.919 377.437->377.919 1020.279->1021.678 subtitle What did I just--? 618.955->621.959 618.955->621.959 1098.919->1100.75 subtitle We're scientists. 1098.919->1100.75 speech Oh. We're scientists. speaker LEONARD 782.759->783.748 subtitle IKNOCKING ON DOOR] 1145.2 1145.2 1143.828->1145.2 1143.828->1145.2 1089.72 1089.72 1089.72->1090.24062857 subtitle -Yeah? 1089.72->1090.24062857 speech Yeah? speaker KURT 298.72 298.72 298.72->299.974285714 subtitle -Hi. 298.72->299.974285714 speech Hi. speaker SHELDON 1071.153->1071.64 1071.153->1071.64 154.956 154.956 154.72744186->154.956 subtitle No. 154.72744186->154.956 speech No. speaker LEONARD 1252.679 1252.679 1252.679->1252.92604762 subtitle -So? 1252.679->1252.92604762 speech So? speaker PENNY 49.9342->50.198 subtitle Yes. 133.68 133.68 132.751->133.68 132.751->133.68 158.751 158.751 158.92 158.92 158.751->158.92 158.751->158.92 158.92->160.239 subtitle Not really. 158.92->160.239 speech Not really. speaker LEONARD 905.359->905.519 905.359->905.519 742.668 742.668 742.84 742.84 742.668->742.84 742.668->742.84 742.84->745.308 subtitle That woman in there is not ... 742.84->745.308 speech That woman in there's not g... speaker SHELDON 924.519 924.519 924.356->924.519 924.519->927.955 subtitle Ouery: On what plane of exi... 314.11->315.199 460.399->462.754 subtitle ...nor so far wide as to cr... 492.959 492.959 475.952->492.959 475.952->492.959 494.995 494.995 492.959->494.995 subtitle Sheldon. sit. 492.959->494.995 speech Sheldon, sit! speaker LEONARD 336.231 336.231 334.24->336.231 subtitle Oh. that's so nice. I'd lov... 334.24->336.231 speech Oh, that's so nice, I'd lov... speaker PENNY 918.88 918.88 918.88->922.077 subtitle Event B: We drive halfway a... 230.959 230.959 230.79->230.959 230.79->230.959 517.838 517.838 516.519->517.838 subtitle ...K|ingon Boggle? 516.519->517.838 speech So, Klingon boggle? speaker PENNY 700.559 700.559 699.24->700.559 subtitle It's right down the hall. 699.24->700.559 speech It's right down the hall. speaker LEONARD 700.72 700.72 700.559->700.72 700.559->700.72 386.799 386.799 386.637->386.799 386.799->389.188 subtitle ...with a little string the... 832.554->833.319 832.554->833.319 1094.671 1094.671 1092.919->1094.671 subtitle From the intercom. 1092.919->1094.671 speech From the intercom. speaker SHELDON 243.032 243.032 241.36->243.032 subtitle Should we have invited her ... 241.36->243.032 speech Should we have invited her ... speaker LEONARD 243.032->243.2 243.032->243.2 233.002 233.002 232.12->233.002 subtitle -Great. 232.12->233.002 speech Great. speaker PENNY 233.002->233.758 subtitle Great. 233.002->233.758 speech Great. speaker SHELDON 709.8->712.519 subtitle Well. this is an interestin... 709.8->712.519 speech Well this is an interesting... speaker SHELDON 836.399->838.117 subtitle Oh. hi. sorry. 90.754->90.92 602.071->602.24 602.071->602.24 528.36->533.476 speech Um, me, okay, I'm Sagittari... speaker PENNY 529.873 529.873 528.36->529.873 subtitle Me? OkaY- 336.231->336.399 336.231->336.399 494.995->496.16 494.995->496.16 584.791->584.96 790.429->790.6 790.429->790.6 1094.671->1095.959 1094.671->1095.959 417.12->420.59 subtitle Who hasn't seen this differ... 697.084142857 697.084142857 696.519->697.084142857 subtitle -No? 696.519->697.084142857 speech No? speaker SHELDON 1134.792 1134.792 1134.792->1134.959 612.992->614.08 1025.62890698->1026.198 subtitle Get lust. 1025.62890698->1026.198 speech Get lost. speaker VOICE 608.237->608.8 827.353->827.519 827.353->827.519 394.112->394.999 394.112->394.999 864.04 864.04 868.439 868.439 864.04->868.439 speech It's French for good shower... speaker HOWARD 865.632 865.632 864.04->865.632 subtitle It's French for ?good shower.? 869.16 869.16 868.439->869.16 868.439->869.16 865.8 865.8 865.632->865.8 809.078 809.078 807.723647059->809.078 subtitle Leonard has a lady over. 807.723647059->809.078 speech Leonard has a lady over. speaker SHELDON 809.599 809.599 809.078->809.599 809.078->809.599 1175.639->1177.595 subtitle Anyway. if you had your own... 133.68->135.033 subtitle Let's try just walking out. 133.68->135.033 speech Let's try just walking out. speaker SHELDON 775.8 775.8 775.629->775.8 775.8->779.509 subtitle ...when she discovers your ... 1156.12->1158.953 subtitle Thank you. Sheldon. You're ... 1156.12->1158.953 speech Thank you Sheldon, you're a... speaker LEONARD 7.719->11.109 subtitle If it's observed after it's... 1167.16 1167.16 1166.995->1167.16 1167.16->1168.878 subtitle They have a great house ale. 1284.149->1284.319 700.72->703.553 speech Thanks. You guys are really... speaker PENNY 700.72->701.869 subtitle Okay. thanks. 869.16->871.674 subtitle Save it for your blog. Howard. 869.16->871.674 speech Save it for your blog, Howard. speaker LEONARD 942.918->943.439 942.918->943.439 TI TI TI->1017.469 speaker VOICE_FROM_BUZZER speech Yeah. 1017.469->1017.639 1017.469->1017.639 155.759 155.759 155.759->158.751 subtitle You wanna hear an interesti... 155.759->158.751 speech You want to hear an interes... speaker SHELDON 399.4->400.833 subtitle Yeah. 399.4->400.833 speech Yeah. speaker SHELDON 886.525923077->888.073 subtitle The hair products are She|d... 886.525923077->888.073 speech The hair products are Sheld... speaker LEONARD 445.629529412 445.629529412 443.96->445.629529412 subtitle -What's the difference? 443.96->445.629529412 speech "What's the difference"? speaker SHELDON UK UK TF->UK 1205.32->1206.833 subtitle No. it was a valid hypothesis. 1205.32->1206.833 speech No, it was a valid hypothesis. speaker LEONARD 1145.2->1148.556 subtitle Anyway. I've learned my les... 1145.2->1152.838 speech Anyway, I've learned my les... speaker LEONARD 1133.2->1140.877 speech And you were right about my... speaker LEONARD 1133.2->1134.792 subtitle And you were right about my... 646.911 646.911 646.911->647.08 646.911->647.08 865.8->868.439 subtitle It's a sentiment I can expr... 645.319->646.911 subtitle You? No. you'll only make i... 645.319->646.911 speech You? No, you'll only make i... speaker SHELDON 863.879->864.04 863.879->864.04 298.549->298.72 298.549->298.72 169.2->173.471 speech No, it's true, I did a seri... speaker SHELDON 169.2->171.634 subtitle It's true. I did a series o... 767.24->769.629 subtitle ...that I wouldn't particip... 530.04 530.04 529.873->530.04 530.04->533.476 subtitle I'm a Sagittarius. which pr... 1064.314->1064.48 627.839->630.876 subtitle Four years. That's like as ... 717.719->720.472 subtitle ...since we've had a woman ... 35.789->35.96 225.12->226.599 subtitle We||.... 225.12->226.599 speech Hi. speaker PENNY 230.959->231.598941176 subtitle -Oh. great. 230.959->231.948 speech Oh, great. speaker LEONARD 445.629529412->446.428 subtitle Here we go. 445.629529412->446.428 speech Here we go. speaker LEONARD 154.956->155.759 154.956->155.759 UK->UL scene Outside Penny's ex-boyfrien... UK->1079.0 337.56->339.755 subtitle So. what do you guys do for... 337.56->339.755 speech So, what do you guys do for... speaker PENNY TH->TI 809.599->815.068 speech Yeah, right, your grandmoth... speaker HOWARD 812.352 812.352 809.599->812.352 subtitle [IN NORMAL VOICE] Yeah. rig... 918.715 918.715 916.759->918.715 subtitle A beautiful woman stands na... 918.715->918.88 812.352->814.079 697.084142857->697.508 subtitle No. 697.084142857->697.508 speech No. speaker LEONARD 391.04->394.112 subtitle It's a spoof of the Born-Op... 1006.552->1009.24 667.88->670.269 subtitle If you look at Huygens. lig... 517.838->518.0 517.838->518.0 1252.508->1252.679 1252.508->1252.679 1261.435 1261.435 1259.479->1261.435 subtitle Any ideas. Raj? 1259.479->1261.435 speech Any ideas Raj? speaker PENNY 1082.84->1089.72 1082.84->1089.72 741.599->742.668 subtitle Excuse me? 741.599->742.668 speech Excuse me? speaker LEONARD 1261.435->1262.999 1261.435->1262.999
In [23]:
# Build "weak" speaker identification reference based on subtitle timespans aligned with transcripts
weak_reference = {}

for episode in sixEpisodes:
    
    merged = aligner(transcripts[episode], subtitles[episode], vattribute='speech', hattribute='subtitle')
    
    annotation = Annotation(uri=episode)
    
    for start_time, end_time, data in merged.edges_iter(data=True):
        if 'speaker' in data:
            if data['speaker'] not in ['SHELDON', 'RAJ', 'PENNY', 'LEONARD', 'HOWARD']:
                label = 'OTHER'
            else:
                label = data['speaker']
            if start_time.anchored and end_time.anchored:
                annotation[Segment(start_time, end_time)] = label
        
    # then fill in the gaps with 'non_speech' segments
    extent = Segment(0, dataset.get_episode_duration(episode))
    for gap in annotation.get_timeline().gaps(extent):
        annotation[gap] = 'non_speech'
    
    weak_reference[episode] = annotation
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode01
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode02
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode03
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode04
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode05
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode06

In [24]:
weak_reference[firstEpisode]
Out[24]:

Feature extraction

In [25]:
from pyannote.features.audio.yaafe import YaafeMFCC
yaafeMFCC = YaafeMFCC(e=False, De=True, DDe=True,  # energy first and second derivatives
                      coefs=13, D=True, DD=True)   # 13 MFCC coefficients + first and second derivatives
mfcc = {}
for episode in sixEpisodes:
    mfcc[episode] = yaafeMFCC.extract(dataset.path_to_audio(episode))

Fully supervised speaker identification

In [27]:
NCOMPONENTS = 64

from pyannote.algorithms.classification.hmm import ViterbiHMM
In [40]:
# we will store the results in these dictionary for each episode
hypothesis_full = {}

for trainOnFiveEpisodes, episode in leaveOneOutCrossValidation():
    
    # this is the episode we are testing
    # the five other episodes are used for training
    print episode
    
    # HMM structure
    # - diagonal covariance matrix 
    # - 250ms minimum duration in each state
    hmm = ViterbiHMM(targets=targets, 
                     min_duration={t: 0.250 for t in ['SHELDON', 'LEONARD', 'RAJ', 'HOWARD', 'PENNY', 'OTHER']},
                     sampling=500,
                     n_components=NCOMPONENTS, 
                     covariance_type='diag')
    
    # fully supervised (reference) training on five episodes
    hmm.fit([reference[e] for e in trainOnFiveEpisodes], 
            [mfcc[e] for e in trainOnFiveEpisodes])
    
    # testing (Viterbi decoding)
    hypothesis_full[episode] = hmm.apply(mfcc[episode])
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode01
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode02
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode03
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode04
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode05
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode06

In [41]:
hypothesis_full[firstEpisode]
Out[41]:

Weakly supervised speaker identification

As a bonus (not in the paper), we add 2-pass weakly-supervised speaker identification

In [42]:
# we will store the results in these dictionary for each episode
nPass = 2
hypothesis_weak = [dict() for p in range(nPass)]

for trainOnFiveEpisodes, episode in leaveOneOutCrossValidation():

    print episode,
    
    # always contains the output of previous pass
    hypothesis_pass = {e: weak_reference[e] for e in trainOnFiveEpisodes}
    
    for p in range(nPass):
    
        print p+1,
        
        hmm = ViterbiHMM(targets=targets, 
                         min_duration={t: 0.250 for t in ['SHELDON', 'LEONARD', 'RAJ', 'HOWARD', 'PENNY', 'OTHER']},
                         sampling=500,
                         n_components=NCOMPONENTS, 
                         covariance_type='diag')
        
        hmm.fit([hypothesis_pass[e] for e in trainOnFiveEpisodes], 
                [mfcc[e] for e in trainOnFiveEpisodes])

        hypothesis_weak[p][episode] = hmm.apply(mfcc[episode])
        
        hypothesis_pass = {e: hmm.apply(mfcc[e]) for e in trainOnFiveEpisodes}
    
    print
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode01 1 2
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode02 1 2
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode03 1 2
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode04 1 2
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode05 1 2
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode06 1 2

In [43]:
hypothesis_full[firstEpisode]
Out[43]:
In [44]:
hypothesis_weak[0][firstEpisode]
Out[44]:
In [45]:
from pyannote.metrics.identification import IdentificationErrorRate
ier_full = IdentificationErrorRate()
ier_weak = [IdentificationErrorRate() for p in range(nPass)]
ier_subs = IdentificationErrorRate()


line = 'EPISODE                             | SUBT. | FULLY'
for p in range(nPass):
    line += ' | WEAK{p:d}'.format(p=p+1)
print line

line = '----------------------------------------------------'
for p in range(nPass):
    line += '--------'
print line

for episode in sixEpisodes:
    subs = ier_subs(reference[episode], weak_reference[episode])
    full = ier_full(reference[episode], hypothesis_full[episode])
    weak = [ier_weak[p](reference[episode], hypothesis_weak[p][episode]) for p in range(nPass)]
    line = '{episode:s} | {subs:4.1f}% | {full:4.1f}%'.format(episode=episode, 
                                                              full=100*full, 
                                                              subs=100*subs)
    for p in range(nPass):
        line += ' | {weak:4.1f}%'.format(weak=100*weak[p])
    print line

line = '----------------------------------------------------'
for p in range(nPass):
    line += '--------'
print line
    
line = 'TOTAL                               | {subs:4.1f}% | {full:4.1f}%'.format(subs=100*abs(ier_subs),
                                                                                  full=100*abs(ier_full))
for p in range(nPass):
    line += ' | {weak:4.1f}%'.format(weak=100*abs(ier_weak[p]))
print line
EPISODE                             | SUBT. | FULLY | WEAK1 | WEAK2
--------------------------------------------------------------------
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode01 | 26.5% | 16.0% | 17.2% | 19.1%
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode02 | 35.3% | 18.5% | 19.6% | 22.4%
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode03 | 32.2% | 17.2% | 21.0% | 21.8%
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode04 | 29.5% | 26.1% | 29.0% | 30.4%
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode05 | 34.3% | 20.4% | 24.9% | 26.1%
TheBigBangTheory.Season01.Episode06 | 31.2% | 23.1% | 24.6% | 27.0%
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TOTAL                               | 31.4% | 20.1% | 22.6% | 24.3%