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In [1]:
# setting up IPython Notebook
# for later pretty figures...
%pylab inline
pylab.rcParams['figure.figsize'] = (20.0, 5.0)
from pyannote.core import Annotation, Segment
from pyannote.core.notebook import set_notebook_crop
set_notebook_crop(Segment(0, 20))
Populating the interactive namespace from numpy and matplotlib

Fully- vs. Weakly-supervised Speaker Identification

In [2]:
from tvd import TheBigBangTheory
dataset = TheBigBangTheory('/Volumes/data/tvd/')
sixEpisodes = dataset.episodes[:6]
firstEpisode = dataset.episodes[0]

IN CASE YOU USE 'speaker' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@inproceedings{Tapaswi2012
    title = {{``Knock! Knock! Who is it?'' Probabilistic Person Identification in TV Series}},
    author = {Makarand Tapaswi and Martin B\"{a}uml and Rainer Stiefelhagen},
    booktitle = {IEEE Conference on Computer Vision and Pattern Recognition (CVPR)},
    year = {2012},
    month = {June},
}


IN CASE YOU USE 'outline' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@misc{the-big-bang-theory.com,
    title = {{The Big Bang Theory Wiki}},
    howpublished = \url{http://wiki.the-big-bang-theory.com/}
}


IN CASE YOU USE 'transcript' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@misc{bigbangtrans,
    title = {{big bang theory transcripts}},
    howpublished = \url{http://bigbangtrans.wordpress.com/}
}


IN CASE YOU USE 'transcript_www' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@misc{bigbangtrans,
    title = {{big bang theory transcripts}},
    howpublished = \url{http://bigbangtrans.wordpress.com/}
}


IN CASE YOU USE 'outline_www' RESOURCES, PLEASE CONSIDER CITING:
@misc{the-big-bang-theory.com,
    title = {{The Big Bang Theory Wiki}},
    howpublished = \url{http://wiki.the-big-bang-theory.com/}
}


In [29]:
targets = ['non_speech', 'SHELDON', 'LEONARD', 'RAJ', 'HOWARD', 'PENNY', 'OTHER']

Leave-one-out cross-validation

Experiments are done on the first six episodes of The Big Bang Theory using leave-one-out cross-validation.

In [5]:
def leaveOneOutCrossValidation():
    """(fiveEpisodes, oneEpisode) iterator"""
    for e, episode in enumerate(sixEpisodes):
        yield sixEpisodes[:e] + sixEpisodes[e+1:], episode
In [6]:
for train, test in leaveOneOutCrossValidation():
    print 'Train on episodes {', ' '.join([str(t.episode) for t in train]), '} / Test on episode', test.episode 
Train on episodes { 2 3 4 5 6 } / Test on episode 1
Train on episodes { 1 3 4 5 6 } / Test on episode 2
Train on episodes { 1 2 4 5 6 } / Test on episode 3
Train on episodes { 1 2 3 5 6 } / Test on episode 4
Train on episodes { 1 2 3 4 6 } / Test on episode 5
Train on episodes { 1 2 3 4 5 } / Test on episode 6

Full supervision (manual annotation)

Precise speaker reference are obtained from The Big Bang Theory TVD subset.

In [38]:
SPEECH, NON_SPEECH = 'speech', 'non_speech'
reference = {}
for episode in sixEpisodes:
    manual_annotation = dataset.get_resource('speaker', episode)
    translation = {'music_titlesong': 'non_speech',
                   'silence': 'non_speech',
                   'sound_laugh': 'non_speech',
                   'sound_laughclap': 'non_speech',
                   'sound_other': 'non_speech',
                   'speech_howard': 'HOWARD',
                   'speech_leonard': 'LEONARD',
                   'speech_other': 'OTHER',
                   'speech_overlapping': 'OTHER',
                   'speech_penny': 'PENNY',
                   'speech_raj': 'RAJ',
                   'speech_sheldon': 'SHELDON'}
    reference[episode] = manual_annotation.translate(translation).smooth()
In [39]:
reference[firstEpisode]
Out[39]:

Weak supervision (subtitles aligned with transcripts)

Subtitles timespans aligned with transcripts can be used as coarse annotation for training speaker identification.

In [10]:
from pyannote.parser.srt import SRTParser
parser = SRTParser(split=True,    # multi-speaker subtitles are split
                   duration=True) # their duration is interpolated based on their length (duration=True)
subtitles = {}
transcripts = {}
for episode in sixEpisodes:
    subtitles[episode] = parser.read(dataset.path_to_subtitles(episode))
    transcripts[episode] = dataset.get_resource('transcript', episode)
In [11]:
subtitles[firstEpisode]
Out[11]:
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MAN: ... 391.04->394.112 subtitle It's a spoof of the Born-Op... 336.399->337.388 subtitle Great. 836.231->836.399 693.04->695.19 subtitle Really? Would it be totally... 984.32 984.32 984.32->987.232 subtitle Leonard. the two of us can'... 187.6->190.637 subtitle Significant improvement ove... 556.991->557.16 1020.279->1021.678 subtitle What did I just--? 964.24->966.674 subtitle To mend her broken heart. 927.955 927.955 927.955->928.12 1284.149->1284.319 860.422391304 860.422391304 860.422391304->860.635 subtitle Okay. 380.592->380.759 868.439 868.439 869.16 869.16 868.439->869.16 871.674 871.674 869.16->871.674 subtitle Save it for your blog. 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Leonard? 445.629529412->446.428 subtitle Here we go. 1145.2 1145.2 1143.828->1145.2 154.956->155.759 821.999->822.16 1173.239->1175.07 subtitle His name is Buttons. 1206.833->1207.0 858.679->860.422391304 subtitle -I'll show you the trick wi... 752.719->754.596 subtitle I'm a male and she's a female. 506.319->508.071 subtitle Tuesday night we played Kli... 878.759->880.909 subtitle LEONARD: All right. there i... 812.352 812.352 809.599->812.352 subtitle [IN NORMAL VOICE] Yeah. rig... 918.715 918.715 916.759->918.715 subtitle A beautiful woman stands na... 712.519 712.519 709.8->712.519 subtitle Well. this is an interestin... 1145.2->1148.556 subtitle Anyway. I've learned my les... 918.88 918.88 918.715->918.88 918.88->922.077 subtitle Event B: We drive halfway a... 812.352->814.079 697.084142857->697.508 subtitle No. 1006.552->1009.24 712.519->715.12 786.194->788.04 760.399->763.010528302 subtitle -I'm just trying to be a go... 169.2->171.634 subtitle It's true. I did a series o... 1201.84->1205.15 subtitle I really thought if you guy... 1261.435->1262.999 1156.12->1158.953 subtitle Thank you. Sheldon. You're ...
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() WC WC WD WD WC->WD speaker LEONARD speech Thank you Sheldon, you're a... WE WE WD->WE WB WB WB->WC WA WA WA->WB speaker SHELDON speech Don't think like that, you'... WO WO WP WP WO->WP speaker PENNY speech Uh, sounds interesting. WQ WQ WP->WQ WN WN WN->WO VM VM VN VN VM->VN speaker SHELDON speech You're going to have to cal... VD VD VN->VD WM WM WM->WN speaker HOWARD speech Yeah, I've had him since le... GW GW GX GX GW->GX speaker PENNY speech Wow. GY GY GX->GY GV GV GV->GW GU GU GU->GV speaker SHELDON speech Actually that's my work. GT GT GT->GU GS GS GS->GT speaker PENNY speech This looks like some seriou... GR GR GR->GS GQ GQ GQ->GR speaker LEONARD speech You're very welcome. GP GP GP->GQ WK WK WL WL WK->WL speaker PENNY speech Wow, cool tiger. WL->WM GZ GZ HA HA GZ->HA HB HB HA->HB speaker PENNY speech So you're like, one of thos... GY->GZ speaker SHELDON speech Yeah, well, it's just some ... GG GG GH GH GG->GH speaker PENNY speech So, what do you guys do for... GI GI GH->GI P P Q Q P->Q R R Q->R speaker LEONARD speech Yes. Um, is this the High I... GE GE GF GF GE->GF speaker LEONARD speech Great. GF->GG GD GD GD->GE GC GC GC->GD speaker PENNY speech Oh, that's so nice, I'd lov... GB GB GB->GC GA GA GA->GB speaker LEONARD speech Uh, yes. GO GO GO->GP speaker PENNY speech Okay, thankyou. GN GN GN->GO GM GM GM->GN speaker LEONARD speech Okay, well, make yourself a... GL GL QK QK GL->QK QL QL QK->QL scene In the bathroom. QM QM QK->QM GK GK GK->GM GK->GL scene Sheldon and Leonard's apart... GJ GJ BL BL GJ->BL BL->GK GI->GJ speaker SHELDON speech Well, today we tried mastur... WW WW WX WX WW->WX speaker LEONARD speech We're home. WY WY WX->WY WV WV WV->WW WU WU WU->WV speaker RAJ speech Smooth. WT WT WT->WU VO VO VP VP VO->VP scene On the stairs of Sheldon an... VQ VQ VO->VQ WG WG VP->WG VR VR VQ->VR speaker LEONARD speech Sheldon, I'm so sorry I dra... WS WS WS->WT speaker PENNY speech Oh, I don't think I'll be a... WR WR WR->WS WQ->WR speaker HOWARD speech So you'll think about it? G G H H G->H speaker SHELDON speech There's no point, I just th... I I H->I